Esmeralda

TERTIARY..

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Shagadelic? Is that not a swirly-patterned deep-wool carpet?

REEL..

TOMAHAWK..

…Not that I wear a wig..it’s just that Uncle Fester..being bald..would have had to wear one to look like me..and one resembling a haystack at that. Not now of course..oh feck it stop diggin a hole Esme. I would like it to be known I am officially back to being gawwwwwwjus 8)

Cath…try dabbing on some witch-hazel..it should help soothe and bring down the swelling…just don’t get any in your eyes. At least you went through the proper channels to get your eyebrows done..unlike ARRSSE-FEATURES here. I have v. black hair..and v. white skin..but yet I have relatively pale eyebrows..so I tend to pencil ’em in. Well.. a few…[Read more]

From the nation that produced Edgar J Hoover..and the McCarthy trials..this law comes as a surprise :?: :?: :?:

NESQUICK…

In the grass..

#-o I’ve just got the hang of this now..eejit that I am..

Synthetic cream..

Aaargh….VEAL…and I’m a veggie

Oi you two..you’ve thrown me off me stride..what was the last letter..um..

EXISTENTIALISM..

Emma..can I be there when you ask a die-hard muslim about Allah and the nine year old girl? I want to see what a Fatwah looks like. I suggest you invest in ‘Hidey-holes’ by a Mr. S. Rushdie…

Umm..dunno what a ‘cameleon’ is Emma. Is it related in any way to a CHAMELEON?

Guess we have to agree to disagree on this one Pats..though I understand where you’re coming from. Thing is..I reckon you can love your child so much you will do anything for him or her..and if that means thinking it will have at least have food in its belly in an orphanage..then that’s what you have to do. The baby’s mother died in childbirth..so…[Read more]

The poor wee fella was in the orphanage till his father found his feet after his wife died..and because they were in dire poverty. What I’m getting at Pats..is that the family unit could have been helped to stay together with the intervention of the kind of money that would have been a drop in the ocean to Madonna..but which would have given the…[Read more]

What a freak-circus the whole Malawi trip has proven to be..with Mrs. G. Ritchie believing her wealth entitles her to flout the laws of the country..the laws that would be applied to anyone else. And yes..as Bad Manners points out..the baby WAS chosen from a line-up like a commodity. Further..the baby is not even an orphan..he still has a father…[Read more]

MELT

NONCHALANCE..