Esmeralda

Acting is like anything else..it’s only a job ffs. Appearing on a television set or a cinema screen is no big deal.
As for actors who announce themselves as ‘the’ and not ‘an’ they should be put up against a wall and shot or guillotined in a town square..Albert’ll do nicely.
In fact..no excuses..off with their heads.the lot of ’em! :twisted: :P

Robert Palmer – Doctor Doctor (Bad case of lovin’ you)

Robert Palmer – Know By Now

drunken bandidos..carousing with the local ladies of the night..and a few daytime ones too..

Roy Rogers and Trigger..in tow with..

..Billy Joe McGraw the fastest draw to the north..south..east..and west of the pecos..could smell trouble..
..yep he’d sat on the lit stove again and burned his other cheek..
Suddenly..the sound of injuns broke the silence of the purple-saged evening..

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

“Doctor. doctor, gimme the news..I gotta bad case of Ku Klux Blues..”

..Amy in a reduced Winehouse jus, which inflamed Esme and..Forget Me Not and the Lobster King’s senses to the point of..

But are you funny, Wishfairy? Either ‘ha ha’ funny or ‘weird’ funny will do. Both are preferable. 8)

..assasinate the American presidential candidates as part of his plan for world domination by crustacean power..but not before settling down for a pot of sea anemone tea and a plate of..

Sir Actor..how could you do this to me..after everything we have been to each other (dominatrix and man in nappy..Beavis and Butthead..George and Mildred) I am gutted..and want a refund on the gimp mask I bought especially for our meeting at the Leicester Hilton this coming weekend.
You are sooooo dumped..I’m going back to Ruby..I should never…[Read more]

Mother Superior Ruby laughs..

er..Rabbi Cockenblaster won by a spurt..

though the Steward’s Enquiry may question the use
of his enormous megapissaphone

THIN LIZZY – EMERALD

From their graves I heard the…[Read more]

THIN LIZZY – BAD REPUTATION

THIN LIZZY – DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@lil fek wrote:

Gifts and points will be much appreciated.

let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interested

Do you run a zoo for deformed and exceptional animals? I wanna see it..but positively NO snakes..not even acrobatic flame throwing ones. :roll:

Never..I have travelled the world and not one part of it compares to my homeland. Scotland is the land of my birth and is where I shall be buried. Preferably when I’m dead.

Would you attend a professional massage parlour?

Be used as a caber..at the annual tossing event in the Inverwinkie Highland Games..where Esme and Forget Me Not were discovered taking a..

@wishfairy wrote:

ok i wanna know about the ‘sisterhood’…..is it a club, can any1 join, wats the dress code, is alcohol allowed, is there a time limit on fun.. nah sod the dress code if its yes to the others where do i join :lol:

I’VE FOUND JUST THE PLACE :-

@Sir Actor wrote:

Our local newspaper didn’t use the photos.
I ran down to the shop this morning full of hope but they weren’t there.
Maybe they weren’t good enough.
Whatever.

They were still better than the usual stuff they use.

:roll:

Persevere..go have a chat with the editor..the sports editor if they have one..and try again with your next…[Read more]

@stephen1 wrote:

Cath,

being bullied and threatened is all part of JC isn;t it?
I’ve had sword doing it to me for years.

It used to get me down at one time.
Nobody seemed to care. Crying or Very sad

But hey….life goes on and you learn to fend for yaself.
Your post surprised me.
Nobody ever did anything like that for me when I needed it.

Well,…

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No……………………………I LOVE myself with an undying passion and neverending fascination..hehehe!

Would you consider celibacy as an optional way of living?