Esmeralda

@stephen1 wrote:

OK, now I’m senseless, Esme, I defy you not to get your bootylicious on with this one. Even my banana is dancing.:shock:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo

Ooooh Stephen.. you promised to keep your dancing banana for a private display :wink:

And my bootylicious is gotten WELL on! :twisted:

You Are a Super Flirt
You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting – even when it’s inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you’ll crank it up even more!

So..you’re saying I shouldn’t have been…[Read more]

@tattoolover32 wrote:

Iglu and Hartly – in this city

Let me get that for you..

Iglu & Hartly – In This City

Defy y’all not to dance yaselfs senseless to this one..
Black Box – Ride on time (DeeJay Medium Remix)

@Pete wrote:

He’s Mrs Robin’s son

smartarse :lol:

Your heart is Tartan

What you bring to relationships: Me ffs. What more d’ya want!!!!

Guilty!

Do you stick a buttery knife into the marmalade jar?

@lil fek wrote:

Sprinkle everyone with pixie dust and make them all happy.

Which horror movie charactor would you be?

The Bride Of Frankenstein!

If you were to be reincarnated as a flower, what would it be?

@lil fek wrote:

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy both correct so you will have to share the points…..half a point each hahaha

A woman said, “I’m Mrs. Robinson”. A man, overhearing her said, “That’s funny, so am I”. Both were telling the truth. There was nothing unusual about the man. How could his claim be true?

He’s called So..or..So Am I

Of course I bloody don’t!

My fridge says that I have a cyber-lover, I tell it to shut it’s fat mouth or I’ll give it a fat lip. It responds by deliberately leaving itself slightly ajar and spoiling my soya milk and not informing me of the fact until after I’ve imbibed and barfed it up through my nose like a gargoyle fountain.
We are no longer corresponding. I have fallen…[Read more]

NO-ONE NEEDS A BROLLY WHEN IT’S SUNNY!
HAVE A SUPER DAY SWEETHEART XXXXXXXX

@rubyred wrote:

me at the school :) the back row all senior polis, middle row all arty farts and the lassies did not a lot, 2 midwifes,a senior nursing sister,a farmer ! a home help 1 in canada, the other in australia guess the awkward wee entertainment centre aged 11 :) one sock up and one sock down PUNK rock !! :)

Awwwww Ruby ma wee…[Read more]

I’ve written elsewhere about my cousin’s little girl who is dying from a brain tumour, losing all her faculties one by one, whilst her parents and brother look on, helpless and despairing; angrily we talk about injustice in a world where idiots voluntarily damage their healthy bodies, snorting, injecting, imbibing themselves into stupors..and…[Read more]

@stephen1 wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Doesn’t everyone? :wink:

Have you ever wanted to change gender?

Been there, done that, got the penis to prove it! :wink:

Have you ever wanted to make love in the Space Lab?

Can’t say that I have..but now that you’ve suggested it…

At what age did you lose your virginity?

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone,…

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Might I suggest you start with “DON’T PUSH IT, DON’T FORCE IT” before moving on to “GIVE IT TO ME BABY” and rounding things off nicely with “HOLD ON I’M COMING.” 8)

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone, sweetheart. Forget Me Not is a charming name.

Doesn’t everyone? :wink:

Have you ever wanted to change gender?

@lil fek wrote:

Hahahahah youre way too good for me…………….I need to google but in the meantime a trivia question……………what is the last line in Gone with the Wind?

“Tara! Home. I’ll go home, and I’ll think of some way to get him back! After all, tomorrow is another day!”