Esmeralda

@stephen1 wrote:

Eye-racki!

Isn’t that a euphemism for boob-watching?

Only in your mind, Stephen..
*lifts up vest to give him a biiiiiiig surprise* :lol:

I can think of nothing worse than selecting a holiday based purely on its facility for cremating your sweaty personage before you drag it’s scorched mass down the steps at the airport to your hotel from where you spend the following two weeks with your lungs attached to the air conditioning.
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@Sir Actor wrote:

The one in Iraq and Afghanistan is costing the Americans $350,000,000 per DAY!!
The one in the Spit The Dummy forum between sword and his latest foe is only costing 55p a day.

So why couldn’t the yanks just wage the war on a message board?
It’d work out a lot cheaper….

Because..
A) They can’t spell..
and..
B) They can’t…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Ok we all know people love poping there pictures on the site boards.
But its time to take this to the next stage.

What…like adding a few Cardinals as well..

POPE BENEDICT XV1

@stephen1 wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil:

no i didnt !! i was speaking to myself :) as i oft do.

now gissa kiss…. xx

And there was me thinking I…

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@sharongooner wrote:

gonna go docs monday…. I think it is an abscess as my glands are now all up and sore and I cant eat…. oh well gonna have to be a liquid diet lol.

I nearly fainted early on… wierd or what?

Shazza..get yourself off to A&E and save the agony of another couple of days..and the possibility of it getting into your bloodstream!

@rubyred wrote:

hoy buggerlugs, get aff my man :)

Och…okay..but only coz ye asked me nicely..

..and slipped me a tenner.. :twisted:

@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil:

no i didnt !! i was speaking to myself :) as i oft do.

now gissa kiss…. xx

And there was me thinking I was promised first snog,…[Read more]

A blustery. puff-cloud of a day in the West Of Scotland, interspersed with shimmering orange-slices of sunlight.
We live near a river, and once again are glad to be sited near the top of a hill with regards to flooding; but our nearest town is a martyr to it.

As a good Scot..ma favourite wiz ‘Hey Mcleod get affa ma ewe’ snork!

Mary..ye’re an awfy wummin…

Those have given me the first giggles of the day!

S

The mega talented brothers Cunningham give it laldy..

Phil & Johnny Cunningham – Scottish Traditional Reels

The Moving Finger by Edith Wharton

The news of Mrs. Grancy’s death came to me with the shock of an immense blunder—one of fate’s most irretrievable acts of vandalism. It was as though all sorts of renovating forces had been checked by the clogging of that one wheel. Not that Mrs. Grancy contributed any perceptible momen…[Read more]

@stephen1 wrote:

I’ve stocked up on alcohol, so I will be sorted tonight,

You could put that money toward the dentist. Ok, that probably isn’t much help, as booze is cheaper than the dentist. Extacy might be another bet. You will feel like hugging everyone in sight, though, so better get a good mouth wash before you take it. I heard somewhere…

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You could always try my failsafe method..

An..um..inventive cook!

Are you a country or city person?

Guilty!!!!

Do you find por/nography arousing?

I’ll consult Stanley Unwin and get back to ya..

Stanley Unwin..A Brief Encounter