Esmeralda

@bon bon wrote:

feeling sorry for myself

@*Sian wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

don’t like the colour :(

Not only that but can you imagine that suit stuck to your your minge… :lol:

Ah..dear sweet savage pain…bliss! :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

esme sometimes,Just sometimes .. im no very keen on ye :)

That’s not what ye said in bed last night when I gave ye a peek up my wincyette nightie.. :oops:

I couldnt see anything for entire branches o sticky willies,half a raspberry bush,2 tatties and a seagull with the runs,, that i prepared…

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@rubyred wrote:

esme sometimes,Just sometimes .. im no very keen on ye :)

That’s not what ye said in bed last night when I gave ye a peek up my wincyette nightie.. :oops:

What they DIDN’T show..was the National Boer Army poised with K 47s at the ready..
As for the toilet roll..I reckon that wasn’t so much to throw at the lion..as to wipe Mike’s ar.se when he shat himself…copiously!

Seriously though, a tremendous piece of footage.

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Very drole. I’ll tell you what else booze is good for: Weekend Clique Wars ©. Which side will you be rooting for, Ms Gooner? Personally, I’m hoping for a better showing from the Pats/Fastcars led team. They’ve been very quiet recently but I’ve a feeling they’re keeping some powder dry for just the…

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@rubyred wrote:

LOL THATS what i meant,, sticky willies.. !!

and cheers by the way.!!

anyone got a docken leaf !

There ye go hen..

He he he..a squirrel’s wee’d on it..

@rubyred wrote:

/bungs a load of itchycoos on Esmes jammies..

runs away laughing :lol:

Shoves Rubester into a cluster of ‘sticky willies’ cunningly concealing a festering cow-pat atop of a clump of stinging-nettles lying on the deadly-nightshade!

*Totters off guffawing* :P

@pikey wrote:

Very drole. I’ll tell you what else booze is good for: Weekend Clique Wars ©. Which side will you be rooting for, Ms Gooner? Personally, I’m hoping for a better showing from the Pats/Fastcars led team. They’ve been very quiet recently but I’ve a feeling they’re keeping some powder dry for just the proper occasion. I notice the…

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@rubyred wrote:

are they the same as itchycoos ?

I think so..the definition of cockle burr is:any coarse weed of the genus Xanthium having spiny burrs..so I reckon it’s the same annoying wee bugger that tickles yer legs..or worse if ye’re sitting down on it. :wink:

@bon bon wrote:

losing my bank card

Right..it’s time to take positive action in the form of..VELCRO.
Simply VELCRO all your clothing with the hooked side of the VELCRO and VELCRO your bank card/mobile phone/spectacles/chocolate eclairs with the loop side of the VELCRO. Then stick ’em together
Problem sorted.

THE HISTORY OF VELCRO
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@WooHoo wrote:

I can see a hand.. STOP.. Think the bloke next to me has Pi.ssed himself.. :shock:

The girl in the middle thinks it’s funny, and the first lass.. Well.. If she was pregnant, judging by the look on her face, i’d say she was about to go into labour.. :roll:

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@minim wrote:

So it was shame that made him do it? He didn’t want them finding out what kind of fake he really was. The act of a coward then.

I could understand it if he was derranged with grief etc., but this sounds cold and calculating.

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

The fairground ride made us turn a funny colour..

..but oh how we enjoyed it..

That bloke with the pink hat.. Looks as if he wanted to get off.. :?

D’oh..like that wasn’t part of the gag.. :roll:

The fairground ride made us turn a funny colour..

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJqkvccrfw

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way…

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@Pete wrote:

bloody cheerful soul and i prefer korma :lol:

And you thought YOU had a problem!

@Pete wrote:

used meself from waist down but there wasnt a lot to see so i cropped it :shock:

Don’t ya mean ‘stapled it’ what with you being centrefold in ‘Big Geordie Gits Monthly’?

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJqkvccrfw

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging us in front seat…

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