Esmeralda

@Pete wrote:

I aint too keen on what she’s got in her hand hope she aint after me sprouts :shock:

She certainly was, Pete, and very tasty they were too as you can see by the happy gaping ars…er smiling faces around the dinner table.

Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..

@CherryBomb wrote:

:shock:

That’s not something you see everyday.

You should get out in the garden more often.. :wink:

@PATS wrote:

:- :- :-

duty free…………………

I’ll be condemned for laughing..so…

The dressing up as a Garden Gnome task was going well until Alan dropped his pants whilst checking out Charlie’s gorse bush..

@Pete wrote:

and elephant :shock:

No..that’s John Merrick’s granddaughter Babar..

Oh dear..Alan has come into the Potting shed covered in mud and pond snails..seems he didn’t see the titch marsh. :?

Oh..what’s this..Charlie has made a break for the garden gate and pranged her dungarees on some trellis..well it was obvious she wouldn’t get as far as Percy could Thrower. :roll:

Alan has just returned from the potting shed with a task written on an old lollipop stick..
“The gardenmates must construct a complete replica of The Hanging Gardens of Babylon before tea. Pansies and rubber gloves shall be provided…sorry that should read..rubber gloves will be provided for the pansies..”

@Pete wrote:

He apparently had a slight stroke which to be honest Charlie Dimmock didnt object to

It could have been worse..he could have been beating about the bush..

Day one..and Monty has been called to the Diary Room which is a stroke of bad luck as he isn’t even in the show.. :twisted:

@Pete wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I’m sure Pete won’t mind me posting this piccy of us just about to get hard at it in our poly-tunnel. Pete’s the one with the beard..

least me dibber aint showing :shock:

Okay..ya can stop grasping me raspberries now! :roll:

I’m sure Pete won’t mind me posting this piccy of us just about to get hard at it in our poly-tunnel. Pete’s the one with the beard..

@Pete wrote:

well apart from its a bit big like :?

I told you it was too big when you tried to insert it..but you just had to push ahead willy-nilly. :shock:

@Pete wrote:

Ok lets hear the complaints to this one

Gimme some time..I’m thinkin’ about it.. :roll:

@Pete wrote:

a raging nonce Gary Glitter takes it up the (rhymes with glitter)

..carpet-fitter? :shock:

@Pete wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Take That – Million Love Songs

always in the mood for this stuff. :P

there is treatment available

Rolling Stones – Harlem Shuffle

Rolling Stones-Paint It Black

The Stones doin’ what they do best….

Rolling Stones-Miss You

It’s okay, ladies, Pete has just treated me to a private display.