Esmeralda

@Pete wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@Pete wrote:

man puts winky in woman stuff comes out and swims to egg woman grows baby not woman marries man who was a woman but man/woman gets pregnant with a turkey baster has child that aint gonna have a clue later on starts company called Define Normal …well not these two thats for certain

You sound like my dad :P…

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Soft Machine…LAND OF COCKAYNE

@Sir Actor wrote:

How can you play drums with a fag in your mouth ffs?

The same way that Elton John plays piano with a fag in his mouth..usually David Furnish..

And it was as big at the finish as it was at the start. :evil:
I doubt that very much, given what I’ve heard about Elton’s alleged weeny lunchbox!

I hate and loathe all Bonds – characters and films. Maybe this dates back to the time when big sis made me sit through Dr. No twice at our local Odeon cinema (I lost interest once the kia-ora and jelly babies had run out) and when we got home late that night, the parents had the police out looking for us.
We didn’t half get walloped!

@rubyred wrote:

Nanny Pumped ! ….. no big deal and i thought i was geting away with my farting habits..

a drill went off upstairs. and my wee grandson announced ” nanny pumped” thing is i did !! LOL but his daddys family are all sunday school teachers etc.. !

and bless Nannys farting and a pumping ! all over the land :)

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The Court Of The Crimson King.

The keeper of the city keys
Put shutters on the…[Read more]

Got every Beatles L.P. ever produced. Still reeling from the theft of my original White Album, when I lived in shared student digs.

And..
YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THAT GIRL

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

One cannot comprehend what happened to the other 7%.

ffs, your well posh! what you doin hanging round this corner of the world Essy?! :lol:

One is the secret love child of Prince Philip and Stephen Fry, however, one unfortunately copped for Stephen’s genitalia and Phil’s brains. I’m a mutant ladyboy with an…[Read more]

One cannot comprehend what happened to the other 7%.

Back to some music, and the fantastic FRANK ZAPPA with..

YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS

@Pete wrote:

:D i’d forgot Lady Eleanor Esme so had a listen to that as well :D If only Gazza hadnt murdered Fog on the Tyne :lol:

I’m a Lindisfarne lover of old, Pete, and that’s a classic number.
Listen..

HERE

Excellent choice, Cath.
Here’s a personal favourite:

OL’ MAN RIVER

The Torture Never Stops

And it stinks so bad, the stones been chokin’,
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Kevin got it right in a few words. There is much political blethering about the removal of knives from ‘the street’ and indeed we have seen not only knife amnesty but gun amnesty pass without any sizeable reduction in levels of brutality and slaughter.
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As relevant now, as then..

The cruel war was over — oh, the triumph was so sweet!
We watched the troops returning, through our tears;
There was triumph, triumph, triumph down the scarlet glittering street,
And you scarce could hear the music for the cheers.
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As your bestest bestest friend, Cath, I demand you give the baileys cheesecake to me…or i’ll pull yer hair! :P

@toybulldog wrote:

oh per-leeease……do forgive me !

There’s little ol’ me thinking I got a nice lil’ old cheesecake thread going, then you start talking carrot-cake !

try and stay on topic (if you can)…………..I Thank You.