Esmeralda

@sunny wrote:

never had carot cake is it really made out of carrots or just a name ??? and is it nice

Yes, Sunny – grated carrots. And it’s delicious!

@Forget Me Not wrote:

actually that I like

Me too! Do help yourself to a slice. :wink:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

pretty sure that cheesecake is evil incarnate, it’s not even real cake! It’s evil I tells ya, with its insidious suggestions of cakey sweetness. what sort of lunatic uses cheese in a cake? it’s not just evil but vile as well, infact those two words alone don’t sum it up so I am now declaring that cheesecake is evile…. okay…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

If you want a mystical name, try FREJYA – pronounced FREYA.

She was a Norwegian goddess whose chariot was drawn by two cats

or

FRIGG a Norwegian shapeshifter and wife of Odin

You’re weird

I pride myself on it, Fasty, thank you.

If you want a mystical name, try FREJYA – pronounced FREYA.

FRIGG a Norwegian shapeshifter and wife of Odin

Blast this one loud…

WHO’S THAT LADY?

Not forgetting the best Motown record EVER!

THE FOUR TOPS with
REACH OUT

Well, Pats, if y’all like “Satan” hows about Lucy-furr! :lol:

Well done, Dark Angel for taking in another little dog. It’s dreadful the way some people just cast their pets aside when they no longer want them or can no longer exploit them. You’re a good ‘un!

@PATS wrote:

i have an agorophobic bulldog as well as the cats.

Pats..he is snout-kissingly gorgeous!

I’ll give the pig pie a miss, but bring on the Red Leicester with raw onion and a Lass o’ Gowrie apple!

@bon bon wrote:

I GOT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

@sharongooner wrote:

If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.

wellys they are wonderful
wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water
and they keep in the smell.
and when yur sittin’ in a room
you can…

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@PATS wrote:

i worked in graftons bakery shop when i was 16. at lunchtime i used to have a gi normous sarnie and half a jam n cream cake fa dinner and never pay fa em like we was sposed too. also at closing time whilst the dragon of a manageress was checkin we had tided up properly i used to help meself to 40 fags from the fag machine. :D

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@Drivel wrote:

Essie , my dear ;

My mother sold an organ last year . After my father died , no one really bothered playing it
I hope this wasn’t illegal , or immoral !!

Not at all sweetheart! The way I hear it though – you’ve been sharing your own organ for free – in fact a couple of erm..ladies..say you’ve been offering to pay THEM to tinkle on it..

@Forget Me Not wrote:

I remember been chased by about ten bullies in high school, I was running away and one of them tripped me up, I fell over and landed on my wrist, breaking it. They just laughed, kicked me a few times and left me lying there in excrutiating pain. it was in an out of the way part of the building and school had just ended. I…

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@prettypink wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Having been attacked by a gang of yobs one night, resulting in a broken arm, it took me a long time to confess that I didn’t snap my ulna and radius making contact with the chief assailant’s lantern jaw – but by tripping over my bag as I threw a right hook, and landed in a heap on the pavement. :oops:

lol!…

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Having been attacked by a gang of yobs one night, resulting in a broken arm, it took me a long time to confess that I didn’t snap my ulna and radius making contact with the chief assailant’s lantern jaw – but by tripping over my bag as I threw a right hook, and landed in a heap on the pavement. :oops:

@sharongooner wrote:

Esme…. I’ll leave the big words and wierd sentances to you, I know you’ll read this. Love ya, nuff said xxx :wink:

But I’m away with the faeries and no-one..and I MEAN no-one loves a good faery story more than me!
I was brought up with the tales of The Brothers Grimm, and Hans Christian Andersen, and at school, fell in love…[Read more]