Esmeralda

“Four spectres haunt the Poor: Old Age, Accident, Sickness and Unemployment. We are going to exorcise them. We are going to drive hunger from the hearth. We mean to banish the workhouse from the horizon of every workman in the land.”
So said British Prime Minister David Lloyd George (1863-1945) and now Caroline Flint and the good members of JC pla…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

my friend.i drive ye roond the bend,
of life less ordinary.
of hopes and dreams,and the way i scream.
at nights, a tad contrary.

the laughter flew like Malvolios tights.
that night we met my dear.
and how i tried with all my might,
to stop a single tear.

your a modest wee thing,with hopes to bring,
sitting there ,in yer wee tartan…

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@rubyred wrote:

serves 6 my erse..! I want a whole one to myself..

Ah, but it says in microscopic print on the pack: “SERVES SIX…”

“..anorexic fleas.”

@prettypink wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hahahaha !!! just dont get a runny nose Esme..congealed dream topping up ones snout is NOT a bonny sight :)

lol! that was funny..

What’s worse is when I shove this in my ears..

..I get a trifle deaf…boom boom!!

@rubyred wrote:

and thanks Toybulldog and Sharon for the kind wishes,,today i shall mainly be eating packet trifle,with extra dream topping :)

and apologies to Esmeralada if she is reading this,as i realise the mere mention of dream topping,will have her salivating like a pavlovian parrot :)

Esme’s drug of choice….

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Okay..but I demand the orange soft centre!

I’ll meet you in The Horshoe bar with a mega-box of Milk Tray! :lol:

MANY HAPPY SOLAR RETURNS RUBY..
LOTS OF LOVE FRAE ESME XXXXXXXX

@PATS wrote:

here/s my baby at bulldog of the year show shazza………and my fave pic….arriving home so nackered he had to be carried in the house. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Awwww Pats…he is GAWWWWWJUS!!! What a kissable face..I’m in love!!

@Cas wrote:

Why do we need to be bombarded with these facts and figures. We each choose what we prefer to do,,,,if we choose to eat meat, then I don’t see why it should have anything to do with vegetarians or anyone else for that matter. We don’t, or at least I don’t anyway, say that vegetarians are wrong for not eating meat,,,,,why do these…

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My cartoon alter ego has to be the wonderful..

..DAFFY DUCK!!

Spring is the best time of the year: a time of rebirth, renewal and hope. I love watching the world come to life in leaf and birdsong, whilst the crocuses give way to daffodils and the smell of rain washes away the ordure of winter – and don’t forget that here in Britain, Spring last year was a belter. April in particular was a marvel of sunshine…[Read more]

I have to laugh at the pondlife commentary against Johnboy, mocking him for indicating that he would be staying home with his ipod and a good book on Friday night – when – lo – the commentators themselves appear writ large across the boards on the same Friday night, evidently melded to their home computers betwixt enthralling episodes of Emmerdale…[Read more]

@rossylass wrote:

LOL………..sorry my heads still fuzzy……… :lol: :oops:

Don’t worry Rossy (check your emails btw) it’s just stones being a cow!

@Cas wrote:

But then again Esmerelda,,,,,,if these two are so upset by the comments made about the pair of them, they oould always conduct their conversations through private messaging…can’t be that upset then can they.

I can’t beleive that the entire thing has taken up 40 odd pages, methinks that these two are the ones takin the pee here…

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@fastcars wrote:

And who rattled your cage.. ?

Maybe the same folk who shove bananas through the bars of YOURS!

What a small-minded crew of vindictive, spiteful cretins you’ve proven yourselves to be – picking on two people who have had the the temerity to do nothing more than conduct conversations on the message boards. For pity’s sake leave Johnboy and Minx alone. Quite frankly, they have conducted themselves with a dignity which is beyond the perception…[Read more]

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Not at all, you just so fckin boring as my original post touched upon whats the point, let me send you some clay for that face.

..Only if you let me send you a big book of the alphabet, so you can learn to put letters into intelligible sentences. Shucks – I feel all warm inside – must be a ‘giving’ thing.

@rubyred wrote:

STILL think mine was the funniest hehe !!! oh dont ya just LOVE sundays on the swally :)

eating last nights re-heated kebab and umpteen cups o tea,as i type :)

Pass the garibaldies Esme :)

I’ve finished the garibaldies, my love, but may I offer you a couple of baldy garys instead?

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

What a truely boring wench :roll: keep dreaming hag

Trounced!