Esmeralda

@ugo wrote:

@Peeved wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Bets peeved `s been a watcher for about three years & has only just plucked up the courage to start posting lmao & now is way out of her depth :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have been posting since july, dweeb. Retarded goldfish status re confirmed. :lol:

Had to use the word DEPTH me being a fish & all :lol: :lol:…

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@ugo wrote:

first the nomanee`s

Conflict of Interests

its back Celebrity Big Brother,…

Sad or what?………..

and the public have voted & the winner is ………………

Conflict of Interests

well done fastcars what a funny & enjoyable thread so early on in the year

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>…

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@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

agreed fasty n PB. the *i love u * brigade should be given their own thread where they can dribble and kiss ar/se to their hearts content. anyone who takes this place seriously enough to suffer high blood pressure at lighthearted posts should be slapped repeatedly with the sharp end of the *get a sense of…

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@ugo wrote:

OMFG I do believe im agreeing with you three , PATS /PB/Fastcars . I come on here whenever ive stopped for a break theres nowt better then to come on here & unwined after being stuck in endless traffic jams , to me its like your average joe who works in an office then goes for a game of squash to unwind , These sado`s with there…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

“Sarcasm and laughter” eh fc? Well they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit so no problems guessing which “distinct group” you fall into.
Oh..and if you’re such a barrel of laughs..why do you consistently whinge all over the boards about the JC lifestyle. Late night revellers..mindless polls..and now..how we…

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@PATS wrote:

agreed fasty n PB. the *i love u * brigade should be given their own thread where they can dribble and kiss ar/se to their hearts content. anyone who takes this place seriously enough to suffer high blood pressure at lighthearted posts should be slapped repeatedly with the sharp end of the *get a sense of humour* stick. :D

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

There is nothing like waking up in the morning and the first thing you read is a diatribe from a Scottish puritan lashing out at those who wish to take life less seriously than they do.

Anything that smacks of poking fun is to be instantly stamped on with howls of outraged indignation. Humour is sin. Frivolity is the pastime of…

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“Sarcasm and laughter” eh fc? Well they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit so no problems guessing which “distinct group” you fall into.
Oh..and if you’re such a barrel of laughs..why do you consistently whinge all over the boards about the JC lifestyle. Late night revellers..mindless polls..and now..how we ought to behave. Give it a rest…[Read more]

Cas, I know I am not alone in sending positive and loving wishes towards your poor mum. I pray for strength and healing for you both, and for rest and recuperation. Blessings.

@fastcars wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Given the choice between being crushed by a chubster hug from Cath or by a mobility scooter I think I would take my chances with the scooter.. :shock: :shock: :shock:

nuff now fasty!! thank you

I can see your cheeks starting to puff behind that dummy again… :wink:…

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Given that being in a wheelchair or mobility scooter renders a person either invisible or fodder for the patronising brigade D.O.A. it would seem highly unlikely that anyone would actually CHOOSE a mobility scooter over another mode of transport as a matter of preference, unless disabled.

@*Dawny* wrote:

Im sorry but I think is pretty sick that you all make light of what has happened to Cas’s mum. Just think how you would feel if it was your mum eh

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Hope you get rid of that pneumonia soon Dawny..try slapping some goose grease on your chest!
And a Happy New Year to y’all at JC 8)

Cas, that was a dreadful thing to happen to your poor mum, I’m only too aware of how serious these injuries are..particularly to a woman of your mum’s age. And I don’t find it a matter for levity. So I wish your mother all the very best in getting over the trauma and in having her broken bones healed. I also wish you good luck in tracking down the culprit.

May I just point out folks, that it is not the done thing to wish anyone New Year greetings until after the bells chime midnight on the 31st of December. After that..fill your boots..although not beyond the first week of the month. Until then.. :-#

@emmalush wrote:

@nut case wrote:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the

winter solstice holiday

, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice…

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Well I assembled a line-up of the usual suspects and I must say..they all looked pretty shifty to me. Little Jack Horner just stood in the corner..his habit of sticking in his thumb..willy-nilly.. could see him as a possible contender. Then there’s Georgie Porgie..he likes to kiss the girls and make ’em cry but does he have any known form with…[Read more]

Many Happy Returns for Monday you old goat [well you ARE a Capricorn :lol: ]

I don’t know whether it’s a blessing or a bummer having to share your special day with a wee fella in a crib..but have a good one anyway Pats :P

If you’re certain that it was this particular bloke who filled in the crossword..then it would be a nice gesture to tell him..and split the money. At the very least you should offer to buy him a pint and a packet of scampi fries :wink:

There are several monkey messages on forum three under “record your own message” it’s good fun..go on..have a go yourselves..