Esmeralda

@sharongooner wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I’ve never seen them in concert. Wanted to though. When Suggs went solo he started off ok, then went crap! What’s your favourite songs? Like “Mummy’s boy” – old, but funny..ish.

Embarassement is without a doubt my fave song. when that comes on and you are there live you can tell its most fans fave one :)

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@fastcars wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Wee Brother is watching us. Who is he..this self-appointed curtailer of mirth and merriment..the censor of fun and frolics. It’s time to name and shame this hobgoblin of hell in a handcart. I’ve managed to whittle down a shortlist..a very short list..

I can think of 3 hilariously funny things to…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Why did the bloody freezer fuse when we only filled it up with Christmas goodies..and lots of ice-cream..yesterday? BARSTARD :evil: :evil: :evil:

I knew your icy breath would find a useful use at one time or another… :-

…and I just knew that you would show up with a wee spiteful comment [-X

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Wee Brother is watching us. Who is he..this self-appointed curtailer of mirth and merriment..the censor of fun and frolics. It’s time to name and shame this hobgoblin of hell in a handcart. I’ve managed to whittle down a shortlist..a very short list..

I can think of 3 hilariously funny things to have come out of…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Pb has been drinking again and its only 1130am

At least he’s got an excuse..what’s yours assh ole?

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

you can sod off

Charming as ever d.o.a. Perhaps I should have rephrased it ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT WEE PR ICK PLUMBER-BOY’
You have a good one now..

Why did the bloody freezer fuse when we only filled it up with Christmas goodies..and lots of ice-cream..yesterday? BARSTARD :evil: :evil: :evil:

@PATS wrote:

dont ye jaws ache esme from all that biting? :lol: :lol: :lol: :-k

Nope..but they ache from all this grinning :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

This is terribly one-sided. Would you like me to add some more options?? If so ….. suggestions please.

Fastus Horriblus?
Fast Carbuncles?
Nedderlander Nobbend?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

put ye claws away ye miserable old bag. :lol:

Get it right round you.. ya dozy old frump :twisted:

lol lmfao ere Esme by any chance r u Scottish lol

How did you guess :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

…….on the other hand my maths teacher came off the prozac and waved me goodbye with a song. :D [/color]

Only a song? I’d have thought he’d have hired a brass band for the occasion :wink:

no that was my physics teacher. he actually cried……with relief. :-

Must’ve been the same physics teacher as mine :P

@PATS wrote:

…….on the other hand my maths teacher came off the prozac and waved me goodbye with a song. :D [/color]

Only a song? I’d have thought he’d have hired a brass band for the occasion :wink:

@PATS wrote:

put ye claws away ye miserable old bag. :lol:

Get it right round you.. ya dozy old frump :twisted:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

I think you’ll find the rules aren’t there to prevent people posting their own phone number. They’re to prevent people posting someone elses number.

If you’re going to administer the law, the least you can do is to understand it. :wink:

Well nice to see you,ve…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Whilst Owen is still sleeping off last night’s booze, let me post the wording of the message that appears at the top of EVERY room in EVERY Forum on JustChat when you first enter it…..

“Welcome to the ******* room! Chat with other Just Chat regulars but remember to keep within the site rules and NEVER give out any personal…

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@Tory Girl wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

I think you’ll find the rules aren’t there to prevent people posting their own phone number. They’re to prevent people posting someone elses number.

If you’re going to administer the law, the least you can do is to understand it. :wink:

Well nice to see you,ve crawled out from underneath your cider…

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Cath..you have done everything you feasibly can to help this poor young man..you can only hope and pray that fate will be kind to him and I am sure we all join you in those hopes and prayers. Let us know when you hear from him again.
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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

The BNP support the troops, more than the old gang party, because the BNP wants them safe at home, looking after our borders.

Given that we are an island Emma, and therefore our borders are the surrounding seas, this is a marvellous idea of the BNP’s. I bet that all our troops will support it too.

Yes – get…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

not to forget … ”lame arsed” …

Shome mishtake shurely….*coughs*