Esmeralda

Somebody stop me…

Earls Mead
Armed Seal
Seed Alarm
Damsel Era
Dear Meals
Mare Leads
Leased Ram
Same Alder
Males Dare
Else Drama….

I’m a bit worried that there’s an ar se in my moniker..but at least I’m a real dame. Now I’m just off to write my Christmas letter..”Dear Salem…” :twisted:

Bugger..this is addictive..stop it at once!!!

“You will die at 74. You will die by choking whilst trying to eat a live hamster.”

Blimey..that’s a better prognosis than my real one :D
Though..as a vegetarian..I’ll have to substitute the hamster for a tofu bagel :shock:

@Bunny wrote:

Have to say ive never seen a turkey with 12 legs before !!! Interesting ! :roll: :wink:

That must have been a christmas centipede…yummy 8)

..and plenty legs left over for Boxing day :P

Elf name…Sunny Monkey Buns :shock:

Esmeralda the Misunderstood..Princess of Archirind :o

Langstraat..you are so sweet :)

VIOLET

5ft 10

MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY BECKY :D/

Oh nooo..the poached haddock in milk..one of my mum’s culinary delights..it always gave me the boak. Potted meat..mince n tatties..yugh! I loved going to my grannies for a stick of rhubarb to dip in a poke of sugar Getting my new roller skates and going straight out to the nearest steep hill and flying into the back of a car. Old school desks with…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

…i was still in me vest n liberty bodice till i was 12. :oops: lmao.

OMG!!!!!!!! liberty bodices ffs me mum bought us all liberty bodices pmsl for 15 year olds when we woz 11

God..yes I remember those bliddy liberty-bodices..and the pink net party frock that scrathched the skin off till you bled. Turning a frozen…[Read more]

SHEEPDIP BEER

Guilty..I looked on it more as..erm..borrowing at the time :oops:

Have you ever felt the urge to laugh at a solemn event..like a funeral?

Love dogs AND cats..

or sunny days on the beach?

CIRCUMFLUENT..

HELL :twisted:

@PATS wrote:

ahh but dont forget………………aparently ruby is having the last laugh. quite how i would love to know. :-k

Awww..don’t ponder over it for too long..no point in damaging your remaining brain cell..

MOROCCAN RUG..

Black and white photos..

Caterpillars or Butterflies?

GUILTY

Have you ever had to pee behind a bush?