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@cymorill wrote:

I’ve been telling him he is a poet for years but he never listens, grrr at him. :lol:

Yes, so he informs me. Guess he had to take notice at some time. :wink:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

I started the day with a brisk whizz down the Cresta Run before making an assault on Mount Eiger. Then I had breakfast.
The afternoon has proved trickier as I snagged my stockings getting parachuted into Helmand province for a blether with the Taliban. Nice boys, love their old mums.
Tonight I will be taking it easy, knitting a cardigan from the ear fluff of a patagonian panther..gotta go wrestle it off first. A woman’s work..eh? :roll:

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@sharongooner wrote:

I must say that for the amount of ladies who use this site, and the egos among us, Ive not witnessed any obvious bit/chyness amongst them anywhere near the scale it could be.

Well……….. not in the open anyhow… :lol:

Nah, I think the ladies are cool. 8)

Ah now, Shazza, you’ve hit on something there, the very thing that reveals we females for the utterest and foulest of besoms. ‘Tis our stealth and our sly ways which mark us out, the pouring of poison into cupped ears and the libelous whispering from behind askanced hands.
Men have yet to evolve the devious facility of damning with faint praise whilst turning the screw. Their clamour and bluster is too full-on, too brutal to be bi.tchy.
Excepting for the gayest and loudest of them perhaps:
‘Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the bit.chiest of us all?’
Graham Norton.

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And that^^^ladies and gentlemen, is the work of a poet. At last, johnny-came-lately but best of all.
Oh my!

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@bon bon wrote:

:?

dare I

noooooooooooo you do it

OOh yes..DO! *Squeals in anticipation.*

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@*GG* wrote:

What are you on? speed?

No! Only the finest yacht varnish with a twist of lemon and a straw!

..And y’all is needing to see an optician! :twisted:

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I voted for the girls – I could hardly do anything else – given that as a member of the fairer gender myself, I won the Outer Hebridean Spiteful C*NT Of The Year (With Merit) Award eight years running, ensuring a month’s supply of free peat for the fire and all the salted herring I could slap other wimmin’s faces with.
I slapped with impunity from the comfort of my peat warmed croft. They were queuing down the hill for one of my notorious pescatarian biffings. Really they were.
I also cliped to the Postmistress that the postie was reeking of whisky when he delivered my ‘Big Boys Monthly.’
This case is closed. :roll:

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@*GG* wrote:

WTF is it? is that a rat? have you got rats sleeping in your bunk Pete? :?

Jeez I’d fumigate the joint – failing that I’d burn it to the ground. :?

Oi! She’s a beautiful little dog, so make less with the sarcastic comments!:evil:

Pete, I think she’s a scrumptious little bundle of snoozy gorgeousness. I am sending her a special..

..Esme hug..

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Jim Croce – I’ll Have To Say I Love You In A Song

Well, I know it’s kind of late
I hope I didn’t wake you
But what I got to say can’t wait I know you’d understand
Ev’ry time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

Yeah, I know it’s kind of strange
But ev’ry time I’m near you
I just run out of things to say
I know you’d understand
Ev’ry time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

Ev’ry time the time was right
All the words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

Yeah, I know it’s kind of late
I hope I didn’t wake you
But there’s something that I just got to say
I know you’d understand
Ev’ry time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

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