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@pete wrote:

but then they tend not to have 5 yr olds underground where the cables are buried

More’s the pity! Attaching electricity cables to toddlers and setting them off to burrow underground on the promise of a Turkey Twizzller, would eradicate the need for Big Broon to bast.ardise the glorious Scottish countryside with monstrous windfarms.
Save the landscape..plug in a toddler today..you know it makes sense!
8) :twisted:

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@pete wrote:

@ukpilot wrote:

Has anyone else noticed how Blonde Fem has always done it, seen it or got the T-Shirt ???

She constantly makes herself out to be smarter, wiser, better looking, more astute, anti racist, politically correct than anyone else in Forum 3.

is it my imagination or is it actually all true ????

ive seen ya pic so the better looking bit is :wink:

Tee hee hee….oh full -on snork!!!!!

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@pete wrote:

That was due to a loose filling Esme, i was thinking maybe some Brahms this year

Brahms and Liszt?

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I gave my favourite-ever Simon and Garfunkel elpee away to a boy I was madly in love with, but I didn’t wish to be thought of as an indian-giver by repossessing it once I had tired of him – an event prompted entirely by the impromptu shearing of his barbarianly-beautiful long locks.
Oh shallow Esme. I never did acquire another copy..

..but I did acquire another lengthily-tressed luscious Lochinvar. Oh yes. 8)

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@pete wrote:

I’m concert standard on the kazoo

You playing the Proms again this year, Pete? I hear your solo rendering of Rachmaninov’s Concerto no. 2 was a virtuoso performance.
Though there was a lot of spittle flying. :roll:

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i did have a bash at playing the long recorder (descant?) but my fingers could never stretch comfortably to reach the holes :)

Jeeeeez..that’s quite an affliction! :shock:

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FRANK ZAPPA

BOBBY BROWN
Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofab.itch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fu.cked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dic.k
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofab.itch
Am I a boy or a lady…i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.

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I love the way that hostilities cease (relatively) for lunch. It’s like the Taliban laying down their AK47s for a civilised Korma Sabzee and minted yogurt before detonating an armour-piercing roadside bomb once the last plate has been wiped clean with a mince paratha. :roll:

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@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall publicly apologize and buy ya a pint.

In that case it wiz ME and I claim my free pint! 8)

fvck off ya greedy scabbing kunt !!! It wasnt you!

But i will buy ye a pint o tia maria anyhoos :)

with a wee whisky chaser! :wink:

that goes without saying ! AND an entire packet of Lemon French Fancies ! a markies Lemon Meruinge AND.. if im in a good mood. a pair o hairy mens baws !

shave ’em first please afore ye swing ’em in ma direction..don’t want curly pube hairs in my lemon meringue! :P

shaved AND tenderised. while he was still wearing them ;)

Can I watch..better yet..I’ll haud ‘im..you daud ‘im! :twisted:

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@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall publicly apologize and buy ya a pint.

In that case it wiz ME and I claim my free pint! 8)

fvck off ya greedy scabbing kunt !!! It wasnt you!

But i will buy ye a pint o tia maria anyhoos :)

with a wee whisky chaser! :wink:

that goes without saying ! AND an entire packet of Lemon French Fancies ! a markies Lemon Meruinge AND.. if im in a good mood. a pair o hairy mens baws !

shave ’em first please afore ye swing ’em in ma direction..don’t want curly pube hairs in my lemon meringue! :P

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