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@pats wrote:
Actually, I was addressing Matty, when Fasty poked his beak in for no other reason than to have a go. It was only a matter of time before the pair of you fancied a bite..in that respect you certainly haven’t failed to disappoint. As for me being a bi.tch..that’s laughable coming from a woman who thinks compassion is a magnetized device for finding directions. You’re a nasty piece of work, but I think your commentary here, has made that evident for all to see..keep digging that hole!
Dee, there are so many stunning places to choose from, particularly in the North-West of Scotland. My own personal favourite place on the planet, is the Ardnamurchan Peninsula..the farthest western point on the British mainland. For glorious mountains, lochs, beaches and seascapes, look no further.
Check out the VISIT ARDNAMURCHAN site on http://www.ardnamurchan.com/ for more information.@pats wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty
FEATURING..A ickle man wiv a ickle todger as..Ickle Dwarf-Boy
In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the deep-end in West Wickham Municipal Baths..with hilarious results.
Tune in next week, when the intrepid duo attempt to eat consomme with a fork.
Th..th..that’s all folks!!!spose that was easier than answering my question. morphine must be a grt experience. 8)
Actually..morphine was the only thing that kept me going for a long time..and yes I was on the brink of topping myself until my dose was upped even further to cope with the unbelieveable pain. But after a considerable time, the morphine caused such a build-up of toxicity in my body that I suffered acute renal failure along with septicaemia, and whilst dying in ITU underwent withdrawal symptoms that..had i the option..I would have chosen death in preference to. Hospitalised for a month in that instance..I can positively assure you, Pats, that morphine was NOT a great experience.
Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty
FEATURING..A ickle man wiv a ickle todger as..Ickle Dwarf-Boy
In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the deep-end in West Wickham Municipal Baths..with hilarious results.
Tune in next week, when the intrepid duo attempt to eat consomme with a fork.
Th..th..that’s all folks!!!@fastcars wrote:
My grandfather died a couple of months ago on his 92nd birthday. He had lived alone for the 21 years previous (since the death of his wife) but was completely independent… taking care of a large 3 bed roomed house with his beloved garden. He cooked, cleaned and washed for himself and needed help from nobody. One Saturday he was out in his garden picking home grown peas to prepare for the roast dinner he was planning the next day when he slightly over did it. He was taken into hospital with chest pains and while under observation… he just closed his eyes….. and never opened them again.
NOW HOW FUCKING PERFECT IS THAT!
Now you can bleat all you like Esmerelda…. but…. like Matty…. I know which way I would like to go and given the choice I am certain that all of us would choose a quick painless death… after we had lived our lives to the full…. and not spent the best part of ten years being cared for and being pushed in front of the tv for hours on end.
Nobody is saying that wheelchair bound pensioners are unhappy… far from it. But if you had maybe asked those pensioners first Esmerelda instead of just appointing yourself as their spokesperson I’m pretty damn sure they would ALL say the same.
Precisely my point. Your grandfather managed to enjoy a good and active life up until the age of 92. Matty made the supposition that living to the age of 80 would be worse than death on the presumption that it would involve nothing more meaningful than watching telly. Your grandfather’s story of a fulfilling life thereafter, dispproves that assumption.
Incidentally, those aware of my own situation, will be cringing at your sweeping generalisation which suggests the simplicity: “We all would choose a quick painless death.” Some of us don’t get any choice..some of us are glad for every extra day we get to be amongst those we love, prepared to put up with any amount of pain, for the privilege.YOOHOO CATH xxx
@rubyred wrote:
oh change the bloody record Ann Chovie..! I mean, even her rendition of “like a turnip,,neeped for the very first time” is preferable !
and if you had romanian burning lug syndrome,I was at daughters tonight and was telling her of our love of all things rustic.!
laugh ! ? we nearly booked a fortnight in Budapest !
a good wee night though ;) followed by some improvised dirindl swirling !
hey hoyski Lets goski…
Ann Chovie and The Rusty Fingers perform “Get your big calloused mitts off that log..it’s mine”
Watch and listen HERE
@rubyred wrote:
/clenches…YE gods wumman i have encountered the rusty finger..! and its NOT big and it certainly aint pretty..!
did the romanian have burning lugs by any chance ?
Funny you should ask. They had lugs like logs on a hot stove. Ann Chovie composed “The Great Romanian Burning Lug Log Fire Tragedy of 1839” on her balalaika and nose flute doncha know!!
@rubyred wrote:
i say,,,was THAT a rusty finger or are ye just pleased to see me ! ??
Definately a Rusty Finger, Ruby. A great big Romanian one up the Dukie Argylles..
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@esmeralda wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
So replying to peoples posts in a normal rational way is regarded as biting is it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-k
It seems you’ve been ‘hoist with your own petard’ midget-man
I would love to carry on this fascinating converstation with you but I am afraid that I am not “kept” like your good self and unfortunately I have to rise early to earn my keep. I will bid you goodnight my fair lady…. and you never know…. if you can manage to wash your mouth out with carbolic soap I might just give you the pleasure of my company another time.
Sleep tight my dear friend.. :wink:
Nanite, Dopey! [Don’t fancy yours much]
I would rather give her one than you. Nite nite xx
I would rather give her one myself, than have your ickle hands pawing me
Sweet dreams!
