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@pete wrote:

@wishfairy wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@sugarnspice wrote:

I don’t like it either , I can barely get past the first two lines of any of it without my eyes glazing over .

ok lets try this dunt have a lot of time just now but here goes

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. (lets not find fault in the love or nitpick) Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark (love is not standard, its different for everyone)That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.
Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle’s compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, (love should be real not change because you got older or different etc)But bears it out even to the edge of doom. (love conquers all?)If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

thing is its the way you read it , if u look beyond the words so to speak, i aint tryin to be clever or nowt , thing is what you like is what you like , me for instance i dunt like heavy metal music and no amount of anyone trying to get me to like it will shift me, different strokes for different folks and all that, shudnt be a big deal if yer dunt like it yer dunt like it , hardly the crime of the century so i wudnt fret bout it

thanx cath, i didnt really understand it but in modern language i can x

still cack though eh :lol:

And you can away and shyte.. :twisted:

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@pete wrote:

yeah mine :-$ :lol:

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

:shock:

It’s well known on here that I have certain.. umm.. communal/proximity issues 8-[

But, in saying that.. leave it with me :wink:

So you don’t fancy some flashing-blade swordplay Sgt.?
No unsheathing of the mutton dagger?
Tsk tsk..so coy.. :twisted:

:shock: Incorrigable vixen!!!

:D .. Okay, you’ve convinced me!

Prepare and beware all… for the gilded shaft of Pepper 8)
Only lovely, Catholic girls with a penchant for confessions and Clarins cosmetics need apply :twisted:
Mmmm lovely.. lovely girls =P~

Girls, Sgt? I was lining you up with the lovely boys :shock:

..just as soon as I can place my hands on some :-

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cheer

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Lordy..no! Not guilty! I might swing a punch though (and me a pacifist too :oops: )

Have you ever laughed during a funeral?

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Having previously (and no doubt at boring length) extolled the virtues of making bio-diesel with which we run the jeep and the oil stove central heating, we are now in the process of acquiring an old lister engine (originally used to generate power in a milking parlour on the Isle of Coll) which runs purely on waste oil that requires only filtering and not the full processing.
Hopefully, this will take us off the national grid and enable us to run all our electricity for practically nothing.
I think more and more of us are having to find alternative ways to generate heat and light and fuel.
It’s the elderly and those in poverty that my heart quivers for. No doubt this coming winter will see an ever greater cull of the frail and vulnerable, those who have to choose between food or warmth..and those who can choose neither.
Still, that’ll suit Baroness Warnock, the ku nt!

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Annihilate

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Don’t have children thank f**k but I would steal the jammy teat from a baby’s gob :wink:

Have you ever had your nose broken?

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Trash!

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

:shock:

It’s well known on here that I have certain.. umm.. communal/proximity issues 8-[

But, in saying that.. leave it with me :wink:

So you don’t fancy some flashing-blade swordplay Sgt.?
No unsheathing of the mutton dagger?
Tsk tsk..so coy.. :twisted:

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