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Hall & Oates – Family Man

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@rubyred wrote:

stick it up yer erses the pair o ye,, im away out, got me an invite, whoop de doo . lippy on,quick dicht and im ready :)

Is the lipstick and tiara not a bit overkill for putting the bins out? :-

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Battlefield Band – The Yew Tree
A mile frae Pentcaitland, on the road to the sea
Stands a yew tree a thousand years old
And the old women swear by the grey o’ their hair
That it knows what the future will hold
For the shadows of Scotland stand round it
‘Mid the kail and the corn and the kye
All the hopes and the fears of a thousand long years
Under the Lothian sky

My bonnie yew tree
Tell me what did you see

Did you look through the haze o’ the lang summer days
Tae the South and the far English border
A’ the bonnets o’ steel on Flodden’s far field
Did they march by your side in good order
Did you ask them the price o’ their glory
When you heard the great slaughter begin
For the dust o’ their bones would rise up from the stones
To bring tears to the eyes o’ the wind

My bonnie yew tree
Tell me what did you see

Not once did you speak for the poor and the weak
When the moss-troopers lay in your shade
To count out the plunder and hide frae the thunder
And share out the spoils o’ their raid
But you saw the smiles o’ the gentry
And the laughter of lords at their gains
When the poor hunt the poor across mountain and moor
The rich man can keep them in chains

My bonnie yew tree
Tell me what did you see

Did you no’ think tae tell when John Knox himsel’
Preached under your branches sae black
To the poor common folk who would lift up the yoke
O’ the bishops and priests frae their backs
But you knew the bargain he sold them
And freedom was only one part
For the price o’ their souls was a gospel sae cold
It would freeze up the joy in their hearts

My bonnie yew tree
Tell me what did you see

And I thought as I stood and laid hands on your wood
That it might be a kindness to fell you
One kiss o’ the axe and you’re freed frae the racks
O’ the sad bloody tales that men tell you
But a wee bird flew out from your branches
And sang out as never before
And the words o’ the song were a thousand years long
And to learn them’s a long thousand more

My bonnie yew tree
Tell me what CAN you see

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Tee heeeee….better than Blue Mink themselves, Cath! :lol:

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rubyred wrote:

/coughs politely.. have you finished you bastirds ? I will have you know dawny that im now really skinny, but still dead sexy. In fact it makes me a better feef.. they call me the raffles of my local, as im prone to shimmy up drainpipes..and if nearly captured, hiding behind them !

bye the way ladies, i thought i should return the favour and post pics of you both. I would nevr have outed these pics, but im afraid Esme outing me as a common Jean wearer has enraged me.

Esme and Pepper at my Bafta winning perty.

OI..FANNYBAWS..YA FAILED TO POINT OUT THAT PEPPER’S THE ONE ON THE LEFT :wink:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

READ RICHARD LITTLEJOHN? The Daily Fascist’s finest..you’re ‘avin a larf, matey.

Littlejohn is a punchbag for the looney left.
They don’t come much loonier than New Labour.
As I’ve already stated Labour are in debt by nearly £18,000,000.
Are they fit to handle the nation’s finances when they can’t even manage their own?

There’s an old saying;
if it’s yellow let it mellow.
If it’s Brown flush it down.

I vote we flush Brown into the sewerage system where he belongs. :twisted:

Firstly..what a crude saying..I’m sure you’re full of them, and secondly, there IS no ‘looney left’ as you call it..not an active one. Oh that there were!

There’s a lot of stuff I could write about Britain under the Labour Party but I think your replies would be predictably dull.
No offence.

Did I say “replies”?
More like intellectually, humorous grunts.
Or rather an attempt at humour.

Tut tut Terence..that’s not very lovin’! :wink:

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My darling boy, Esmeralda INVENTED the Gothic look long before anyone knew what it was.
Nowadays..I favour long tight skirts..high buttoned cardigans..black stockings and shiny black button boots. I love to dress my hair into a piled bun with two long braids, and I can go with or without makeup..but prefer to rim my eyes black and smouldering and my lips pale.
Honeypie..I NEVER follow fashion..I’m a leader!

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@sharongooner wrote:

Completely different but rather apt is the current anti in the son of Bryan Ferry. He’s an astute, well brought up lad, but has a fiery passion for fighting in whatever way he can for his cause and looks like a proper rebel.

I dont think background matters, but it shows you can be yourself and make your own decisions about what you are gonna be in your adult years.

Yeah, but Otis Ferry is a wan.ker. :twisted:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

READ RICHARD LITTLEJOHN? The Daily Fascist’s finest..you’re ‘avin a larf, matey.

Littlejohn is a punchbag for the looney left.
They don’t come much loonier than New Labour.
As I’ve already stated Labour are in debt by nearly £18,000,000.
Are they fit to handle the nation’s finances when they can’t even manage their own?

There’s an old saying;
if it’s yellow let it mellow.
If it’s Brown flush it down.

I vote we flush Brown into the sewerage system where he belongs. :twisted:

Firstly..what a crude saying..I’m sure you’re full of them, and secondly, there IS no ‘looney left’ as you call it..not an active one. Oh that there were!

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Esme’s delicate little Prima Donna ar.se

and Ruby’s whopper :-

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