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@pete wrote:
cath werent always a boxer like
Please stop using me as a body-double..or at least pay me! :twisted:
@stormdancer wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@pete wrote:
@sweetie85 wrote:
@pete wrote:
what a border control ?
Your always there when i call you lol…….
No a siggy xxxx
cause im stalking you :twisted: :lol:
So that’s the thanks I get for all these weeks of passion..you make cyber-love to me and go off stalking other women. It’s enough to drive me to formaldehyde. :twisted:
formaldehyde tastes better than meths then? :lol:
Well..ya can’t get embalmed in methylated spirits. :wink:
@rubyred wrote:
esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJqkvccrfw
thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !
thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging us in front seat !
All we asked the Goonerbird was to keep a hold of Solzhenitsyn till we made it back to the Gulag..not much to ask eh?
Well done those men^Cas. There will always be people who don’t give a thought for their own personal safety when confronted by others in need; this not being a reasoned thought process on their part but a natural instinct to help.
Me and mine have always leapt in first..and thought about it afterwards. In all honesty, my conscience would never let me live with turning away, regardless of the consequences and I HAVE got scars to tell the tale.@pete wrote:
@sweetie85 wrote:
@pete wrote:
what a border control ?
Your always there when i call you lol…….
No a siggy xxxx
cause im stalking you :twisted: :lol:
So that’s the thanks I get for all these weeks of passion..you make cyber-love to me and go off stalking other women. It’s enough to drive me to formaldehyde. :twisted:
@rubyred wrote:
no thats me on my holidays ! I got a great deal from” sunsets in warzones dot com”, I kinda fancied Sierra leonne but they were full, so Beirut it was. many a happy day i spent with the wee iraquis on my back,as id limp along the promendade, avoiding sniper fire and mad mullahs tapping me for a fiver ! Dunno if id go back though ! was full o americans on their holidays too, and you KNOW what the yanks are like for upstaging.. they even had on khaki fatigues etc to blend in with the scenery .. going away again in October, for the rainny night in Georgia weekend. ..
wish ye were here !
Me and Ruby on our last visit to Georgia..we were a bit disappointed by the standard of the guided tour round Tbilisi to be honest. Oh..I’m in the burnt orange..
Here we are enjoying a snack. I won’t say who is who, but Ruby sure suits that black plastic bunnet..
@rubyred wrote:
nice perr o thin ankles though ! I assumed it was the aforementioned “shetland” with the hairs. Im more an old Donkey ye see with the straw floppy hat on. Eating with my mouth full,and showing aff my carrot supreme !
neigh bother !
Not only has this young ragamuffin nicked your straw hat, but I do believe he has made off with your carrot supreme.
Oh..and he’s smuggled you into Beirut..the filthy white-slave-donkey trader. Dismount my friend at once, you scallywag and no I don’t wanna see feelthy photos of your big brother. Um..just HOW big is he?
@rubyred wrote:
Ah worry Not Esme,, it just so happens that i wear a Utility Belt at all times for good housekeeping, and nestling in between the ” make yer own cochineal crusher” and the ” steep dirty plates for a week tablets” I found a little blow torch i use for my Pavlovas and baked alaska ! I shall merely burn that offending hairs aff legs.
is it true you were once the model for a Shetland pony, with your legs ?
Sadly no….
..it was for a Clydesdale Carthorse..the farmer’s wife would waft a deep-fried pizza from the far end of the field and I would yank that plough so fast..I met the farmer coming up fer his breakfast on me way back down from me lunch..
@pats wrote:
oh god i cant get the image of esmes slippers complete with feet sitting either end of rubes mantelpiece now. will be a grt talking point tho wen rubes appears on come dine with me. :lol:
I should have shaved the buggers..now everyone will realise that for all this time I’ve been half-woman/half-Kangaroo, fighting off villains in me bush..er..THE bush! :roll:
@rubyred wrote:
Did you remember to leave me your slippers ? I need them more than ever with the foot crust .
and nice post before some bampot tried to ruin it. I myself had a night of telly with the foot crust up on settee. had a braw pick during indecent proposal.. the film that is NOT real life shenanigans ;)
I most certainly did leave you my slippers..the pink ones with the white polka dots..only..my feet may still be in them..I haven’t dared look..but there was a kefuffle when the mortuary hatch fell on me whilst the mortician was lighting a post-coitus fag. :roll:
