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@жTHя& wrote:

Still Alive then :roll:

No..I’m writing this from the Co-op funeral parlour..the other stiffs have got sod-all to say for themselves and I’m bored rigid…least I think I am though it could be the rigor mortis.
Gets exciting later though, when the relatives get to argue over choice of coffin. I told the buggers I wanted bundled into a bio-degradable refuse-sack and shovelled into the back garden, but apparently half the family were refusing to attend on the grounds if it not being proper respectful, and the other half were pis.sed at the prospect of missing out on the full buffet with drinks at the Digger’s Arms.
Wait..there’s somebody coming..with a bit of luck it’ll be the necrophiliac mortician..hope they remembered to dress me in the crotchless knickers….

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@Forget Me Not wrote:

to know of joy you
must first know of pain most cruel
that is man’s karma

Very true FMN..very true! Now cheer up and sing us a song.. :P

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Hello you^ a tidy little piece..but so much sorrow. You need one of these

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Joe Jackson – Steppin’ Out

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Bloody Australian backpackers! :evil:

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@sharongooner wrote:

matt daaaaaaaaaamon! :wink:

Shazza..I think Oss is much more attractive than that Damon fellow. 8)

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Always a pleasure to see your cheeky wee face! :wink:

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Todd Rundgren with Joe Jackson – Black Maria

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Thompson Twins – Sister Of mercy

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No-one could hate you, Sunny! :P

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