Eva licious

the very beautiful Johnny Depp – pirates of the caribbean (any of them)

in every plate of chips there is always one bad one

at the end of every party there is at least 1 girl crying

and

u never quite know where to look wen eating a banana

im not implying it

im saying it for definite x

lol i dunno certain my lappy is losin the plot or is that me the button got stuck

.”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

Me n Master was walking down the street one day i said to him “how sad a dead bird” he looked up and said “where” ……………….

tinks u didnt hit him hard enough but knowing him he probably enjoyed it :lol:

will go get choccie for me n tinks n decide on a more suitable punishment

Michael Caine – Alfie

was tempted to put jaws 4 but wasnt sure if that shark made movies after that 1 am pretty sure that movie killed of that sharks film career

ty tinks much appreciated xxxxx

and ty to all the lovely ladies who helped me WIN this thread.

Master i know i beat u at so many things but stop bein so bitter just admit defeat gracefully u know i luv ya although u belong to the weaker se x mwahh xx

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The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men

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welcome to the boards wazza happy posting xxxxxxx

Patrick Stewart – LA story

ok first things i like the honey name u can defo call me food related names sugar honey muffin bacon bits ect

and if u think uv won anything u truly are a delusional male x

Liv tyler – Lord of the Rings (all of them ot woteva one she was in)

Halle berry – monsters ball

jason statham lock stock n 2 smoking barrels

what’s for breakfast button

Keanu Reeves speed

sweetheart i won this thread months ago fact and i think we both know who the better driver is :D :D :D :D :D mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

John travolta Face off