eve

They robbed a clothing store?

Dam him for Robin her virtue!

Considering the contents of some of Chameleons posts and the fact that he/she/it uses real names it seems to me that his/her/its conduct amounts to stalking. I dont understand y he/she/it has not been deleted and banned. Y should kenty have to put up with this disgraceful behaviour?

Were they love birds?

my head hurts

I dont know what kind of a scam it was but , last night, i went on line on my lappy so as to be able to log into m s n. I had a contact available called “Jenny Meyer”. As i had no idea who it was i sent a message asking who it was. I got a message back asking me when was the last time i had sex! i realised that it could not be anyone that i…[Read more]

Could I have your number please for the porpoise of eelin my heartache?

One prob is that most of the spell checks are for american spelling. If i wanted to spell Quick as kwik I would !

I think that Someone is fishing for a compliment on his Fishing Rod! :D

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Oi! I used red snapper! in the old days when I was more pikey, I would have stormed off in a hight gudgeon!

Thats just codology :D

Double Entendre :D

PPl who get angry with learner drivers. Any of us who have a driving licence were one ourselves once. Have a bit of patience!

@sugarnspice wrote:

@eve wrote:

How did he manage to type shyte in its original form without being edited????????

shite

I have no idea :)

BAH! :D

His singing called the mermaids out of their hiding Plaices

soaked!

this red snapper is enjoying it!

How did he manage to type shyte in its original form without being edited????????

were upside down! So,

Ill mannered and disinterested shop assistants. I do know that customers can be a pain in the tradesmans entrance but discourtesy , disinterest and downright rudeness are not on when a customer is simply trying to get help.

Can I ask how he manages to make the posts so long? I get cut off at the knees ( so to speak!) after about half the length of the first post.