eve

S3, M5 and D2 for me thanks xx

@Pete wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

(so thats the real reason Pete “couldn’t open the pic”) :lol:

Oh i opened yours :wink:

Her pic I hope !!!! :shock:

FFS. Just Kill him!

@jen_jen wrote:

What is it with men and man-flu?

Him: this cold has really set in, I haven’t slept at all
Me: poor you. How do you fancy scrambled eggs on toast and a latte for breakfast?
Him: mmm that would be good
Me: ok, you take some paracetamol and just sit there and relax and I’ll do it
Him: ok, but I don’t think I need the paracetamol
Me:…

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@anc wrote:

“timing” kenty, “timing”! lol :lol:

something men dont understand 8)

Can anyone explain Y neither Catlady nor I can see any of the latter pics? Deds pic, the tufty one and ordinary ones and Cass pic are just blanks.

is there anything we should be doing or clicking?

Numpties!!!!!!

Bravery is not the absence of fear, it is the mastery of it.

Always walk in the sunshine. The Dark will find u soon enough

@WooHoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Has Pride and Prejudice been rewritten since I read it? :shock: :lol:

Yes and would you believe it, they trusted me to re-write it..

has it now become ” Totally without Pride or Prejudice” ?

Standing on your dignity does not raise u above the level of others.

If Wake can be banned y cant Alias? that man is one sick son of a female dog!

@thin ice wrote:

@eve wrote:

@catlady1606 wrote:

:oops:ermm did i miss something about sex then :oops:

No Cat , its just a sh ag :D

no thanks eve

I was offerin Cat not u

@thin ice wrote:

@catlady1606 wrote:

:D lol thin eve’s fussy no foosty :roll:

not as fussy as me i bet

Ud lose

@catlady1606 wrote:

:oops:ermm did i miss something about sex then :oops:

No Cat , its just a sh ag :D

@catlady1606 wrote:

:roll: god almighty grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:D

@catlady1606 wrote:

:D lol thin eve’s fussy no foosty :roll:

:D

@thin ice wrote:

@eve wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

and next time you girls fake an orgasm spare a thought for us blokes
you only have to fake an orgasm
us men have to fake a realationship to get laid

I like this.

I dont.

ok eve i wont fake the relationship with you
ill tell you straight
its just a sh ag luv

No thanks.

Velvet, i remember my girls last school PTA meeting before she left primary. As i walked in the teacher. sitting back in his chair with his feet on the desk. held up his hand and said ” i will discuss nothing but the 11 plus”. I sat in silence until he started to look at me and then said ” u will discuss any aspect of my daughters education that i…[Read more]

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

and next time you girls fake an orgasm spare a thought for us blokes
you only have to fake an orgasm
us men have to fake a realationship to get laid

I like this.

I dont.