fastcars

Well coffee in Morrissons was never the best chat-up line of the year was it.

@kevin wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Does your whole life revolve around computers?

since as i work in the computer industry and live in pudsey (poor pete)
and have rodgered all the women you would love to have except for olive(shes all yours bring some lube) then yes is my answer

Have you ever managed to pull a women in real life (apart from the one that…[Read more]

Here Geoffery. A reward for all your hard work.

Geofferys here. Anyone fancy a cuppa :?:

@Sword wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Does your whole life revolve around computers?

Unlike the very sensible, never contradictory or hypocritical Paul.

I was asking the organ grinder. Not his chimp.

Does your whole life revolve around computers?

@kevin wrote:

@sunny wrote:

We will win you 3 0 even if i have to get on the f00king pitch me self and score the goals

Spinless gutless no pride The board must be so proud of them selfs

could be worse
you could be as ugly as Pats

How times change 8)

In Britain they were known as The Beat. In America they were known as The English Beat.
They are now actually known as The New English Beat and are still touring.

The Clash….. Bankrobber

@rubyred wrote:

mind you,,i loved Pauline…the selector ” on my radio”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCqZW7xHm_Q

Thats the best track posted to date. Hope this comes a close second.

The English Beat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE

Leeds v Birmingham 2009. Book your tickets early 8)

Excellent thread.. :D

Would a bit of John Cooper Clark be out of place here :?:

Welcome to chicken town.. 8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcejJH_FSqc

What a morbid thread this is… :shock:

@Matty wrote:

i don’t think they can give them the points back now… it will be unfair on other teams. it won’t happen

the best thing for everyone would leeds to get promoted via the plays offs

This should have been sorted months ago and not left till the last few games of the season. As for being unfair on other teams, what about being unfair to…[Read more]

@(f)politics? wrote:

To be honest there is so many flaws in so many of the parties i think a coalition would be the only sensible choice anyway, after all in business you brain storm, u get different viewpoints from different levels of employ, what maybe the management level sees the labour force doesnt and vice versa so a business that is…

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If there was actually going to be any major change in our lives due to the outcome of an election the voters would turn out in force.
Take the general election in France in 2002 for example when John-Marie Le Pen was close to becoming president. People flocked to the polling stations in there millions to try and keep him out.
In Zimbabwe more…[Read more]

@kevin wrote:

childbirth is painless

Not even with a nose the size of yours?

This is the week of arbitration.

How many points do you reckon Leeds will get back. 15? 10? 5? or sweet FA?

@*Sian wrote:

I am going for an interview today, to do volunteering. I hope I get it, even though it will be hard to fit in around an already busy life.

If I get the vacancy I will be working with the homeless, HIV postitive men and women, young mums, domestic violence and with people dealing with drugs and alcohol.

It makes me smile because it…

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Seems the joke has been lost on those who weren’t following my theories, not to worry. For those who are unsure:

Pebbles mentioned something about a wasp that was freaking her out, I reminded her of a film I saw once about a swarm of wasps that went on a rampage of stinging folk to death (just to put her mind at ease)

She also…

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