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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    And talking of oily rags. How is Daggers spokesperson this fine sunny day?

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    Lol @ small man. You should be careful. You may start getting accused of actually believing all the stuff you read on these boards… :wink:

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    If Geoff leaves this place again Nic will you be hanging around to post by yourself or will you be disapearing with him again?

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    fastcars replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 10 months ago

    Victory… :D

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    You may get to the end of the rainbow one day……. but I doubt it….. nite all 8)

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    How does it feel only knowing half a story… :lol:

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    There are those in the know…… and those that just dont know.

    And those that will never find out… :wink:

    and not edited…. just removed to the appropriate place

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    fastcars replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    Streets Of London

    Anti Nowhere League

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    There are those in the know…… and those that just dont know.

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    And black just doesnt suit you. It makes you look to dowdy… :)

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    @Nic wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @Nic wrote:

    :lol: :lol:

    Geoff darlin, your next gossips should come equiped with at least half a brain.

    Hey guys
    :D

    And why is it you only post on these boards when the other half of your brain is here to give u back-up… :?: :roll:

    :lol: :lol:

    Hi Fastcars sweety

    I prefer the sickly green…. :wink:

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    fastcars replied to the topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    @Nic wrote:

    :lol: :lol:

    Geoff darlin, your next gossips should come equiped with at least half a brain.

    Hey guys
    :D

    And why is it you only post on these boards when the other half of your brain is here to give u back-up… :?: :roll:

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    fastcars replied to the topic Hey Vegetarians …. what’s this all about then??? in the board Getting serious 17 years, 10 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    I like meat sausage, but it doesn’t make me a lesbian (er… does it???)

    I thought you were more of a carrot man myself… :lol:

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    fastcars replied to the topic Hey Vegetarians …. what’s this all about then??? in the board Getting serious 17 years, 10 months ago

    The similarities between lesbians and vegetarians are actually quite striking. The vegetarian would prefer veg and two veg as opposed to meat and two veg but feel left out if their carrot doesnt resemble a sausage in some way. Similarly a lesbian feels rather inadequate if her sexual plaything (whether human or plastic) doesnt resemble the one…[Read more]

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    fastcars replied to the topic ooo one final observation in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 10 months ago

    Given the quite large physical dimensions of the average JC user who goes on these meets, may I recommend that you use two pubs as your base instead of just the one to enable you all to fit in… :idea:

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    fastcars replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    @rubyred wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    Waterfall

    Stone Roses

    Class. I was gonna put them on tonight, decided after hearing a snippet about half an hour ago!!

    Start with Sugar Spun Sister 8)

    I Wanna Be Adored… 8)

    dont we all darling :)

    Happy Birthday Rubes :) xx

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    fastcars replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    Waterfall

    Stone Roses

    Class. I was gonna put them on tonight, decided after hearing a snippet about half an hour ago!!

    Start with Sugar Spun Sister 8)

    I Wanna Be Adored… 8)

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    fastcars replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    Waterfall

    Stone Roses

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    fastcars replied to the topic Dog leash Goths ‘hounded off bus’ in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 10 months ago

    I would be more worried about her pissing against somebodies leg than any damage caused by the bus braking.

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    fastcars replied to the topic Keyboard port broke? in the board Technical Q&A 17 years, 10 months ago

    @toybulldog wrote:

    yeah get an xpm diode resistor from woolies (make sure it’s polarised to the left), plug it in to your lawn mower while hair-straightening the parrot. When the little green light flashes charge into ya mobile then place it in a bowl of vindaloo – see special offer from Currys for that.

    It may take some time to load but…

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