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@ubermik wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Would this be your first ever shag Uber..? Hence the hesitation.

Dont be silly :P

It will be my second

(next doors labrador DOES count doesnt she?)

Stick with the dog. Theres more chance of it remaining faithful….. :wink:

I’m normally in charge of the catering. I can work wonders with a few loaves and a couple of fish… :wink:

Would this be your first ever shag Uber..? Hence the hesitation.

@American Woman wrote:

[You see, what’s great about being a Catholic is that you can go to confession. I should be good by Monday. :lol: :lol:

Confession was devised as a method of getting round the hypocrisy within the Catholic faith.

Passes Kateee a ciggy…… now breath in deep and dont choke on it… :twisted:

Ignored… :?

SPECIAL…… 8)

:lol:

22.5

OK – ideal weight range, try to maintain………………. :-

Think yourself lucky u aint a celebrity… O:)

All the more reason to give him a good kicking…. :twisted:

Gordon Ramsey… :twisted:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I don’t wish to create any fear, alarm, or despondency amongst the car boot fraternity …… but a very good friend of mine is an Investigator for HMRC (that’s Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs – UGO).

His particular section spends its entire time visiting car boot sales all over the country and by assorted means they check…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@ugo wrote:

uncalled for that PATS even for you !!!

Do you Actually know who she is & why she is in the photo ……..

Also just for your information she died four days after it was taken , it was her last outing on this earth.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Yes and ty for the messager too.

@ugo wrote:

Your such a PRlCK you know.

your like an itch that you just cant seem to reach to scratch , irritating !

would love to meet up sometime , have a lovely right hook for you .

catch ya later loser . :lol: @U

Had any enquiries about your e bay delivery service yet?………………………..

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and on the 8th day God created Sian and Johnboy…. 8)

Look on the bright side Ugo. Now the smell’s gone you might attract more people to your stall… :)

Billions of people all over the world have been looking for proof of Gods existance. Both believers and non-believers alike. AW has that proof. Is it to much to ask her to share it with us?

At least she wont smell of piss now shes dead.

You mean you’ve been shagging one of your own relatives… :shock: