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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Inside every fat woman is a skinny woman screaming to be let out.

Fortunately, you can shut her up with a bag of chips.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Funniest thing I read in agggggggges :D

There have now been arrests of subject terrorists in London… Glasgow… Cheshire and Liverpool. The government has raised the terror alert to critical which means that a terrorist attack is imminent. Be warned my fellow chatters… nowhere is safe….. stay in your houses. Line them with tin foil and stock up on basic necessities. All meets…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

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:-k

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

:-…

:shock:

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@PATS wrote:

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@Matty wrote:

i feel somone is needed to make a decision, glad to see angel dust is still alive though

:lol:

JC Village Idiot..?

If we both turned up they wouldnt have anyone to gossip about… :lol:

If you are really serious about trying to attract the attention of some of our larger ladies Mr Mwambi then you first need to approach them in a slightly different manner. They become very agitated if you mention the word “fat” and would much prefer it if you called them something like “cuddly” or “huggable”.

It means exactly the same but just…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

If it was goats he was after he would have registered on the RSPCA site. As it is… hes after fat women….. thats why hes registered here.. 8)

LOL fasty , lets hope he aint lookin for dwarfs who live in holland ay??? pml 8) :wink:

He would have joined a dutch dwarf site then dummy… :roll:

@undertaker wrote:

has a date been set yet for October

Haloween….. :lol:

If it was goats he was after he would have registered on the RSPCA site. As it is… hes after fat women….. thats why hes registered here.. 8)

Friends :shock: :shock: :shock:….. Us lot… :?: :?:….. You’re off your rocker :lol:

I close my eyes
And imagine you’re here
Did it all seem so hopeless
Given the chance
I would ask
Forgive me
I didn’t do a thing to make you stay
I didn’t say a word to make you stay
If I would have known
Could I have tried to make it easier
But I didn’t do a thing
Or say a word
One word

And I don’t know why you’re gone, now you’re gone
No…[Read more]

If my local bobby was more like me he would be a reet tw*at.. :lol:

The chances of anything coming from Mars… are a million to one……. they said.. 8-[

Number of people posting…….. lower than ever.

@Gyps wrote:

Can I come?

Damn i know I can come, but can I come to the wedding????

xx 8)

U can be the DJ… :wink:

@ugo wrote:

76% lmao , thats because they all fat lazy bas**rds with sad lives & nothing else to do lol :roll:

U smoke beef dont you Ugo.

I had visions of you being air-lifted from the roof of your house by a big yellow Sea King helicopter… vest tucked tight in your knickers…. bulldog under one arm and computer under the other… :lol: :lol: :lol: