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@nic wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@nic wrote:

:lol: :lol:

Geoff darlin, your next gossips should come equiped with at least half a brain.

Hey guys :D

And why is it you only post on these boards when the other half of your brain is here to give u back-up… :?: :roll:

:lol: :lol:

Hi Fastcars sweety

I prefer the sickly green…. :wink:

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@nic wrote:

:lol: :lol:

Geoff darlin, your next gossips should come equiped with at least half a brain.

Hey guys :D

And why is it you only post on these boards when the other half of your brain is here to give u back-up… :?: :roll:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

I like meat sausage, but it doesn’t make me a lesbian (er… does it???)

I thought you were more of a carrot man myself… :lol:

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The similarities between lesbians and vegetarians are actually quite striking. The vegetarian would prefer veg and two veg as opposed to meat and two veg but feel left out if their carrot doesnt resemble a sausage in some way. Similarly a lesbian feels rather inadequate if her sexual plaything (whether human or plastic) doesnt resemble the one thing they claim to despise the most.

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Given the quite large physical dimensions of the average JC user who goes on these meets, may I recommend that you use two pubs as your base instead of just the one to enable you all to fit in… :idea:

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@rubyred wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Waterfall

Stone Roses

Class. I was gonna put them on tonight, decided after hearing a snippet about half an hour ago!!

Start with Sugar Spun Sister 8)

I Wanna Be Adored… 8)

dont we all darling :)

Happy Birthday Rubes :) xx

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@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Waterfall

Stone Roses

Class. I was gonna put them on tonight, decided after hearing a snippet about half an hour ago!!

Start with Sugar Spun Sister 8)

I Wanna Be Adored… 8)

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Waterfall

Stone Roses

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I would be more worried about her pissing against somebodies leg than any damage caused by the bus braking.

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@toybulldog wrote:

yeah get an xpm diode resistor from woolies (make sure it’s polarised to the left), plug it in to your lawn mower while hair-straightening the parrot. When the little green light flashes charge into ya mobile then place it in a bowl of vindaloo – see special offer from Currys for that.

It may take some time to load but when it has shaz think of the very longest word you know…….ie…s p u d……….By then the lickle mouses port should be activated and its just a simple matter of downloading the grass cuttings into the nearest dictionary.

Glad to help…..

(crosses ‘always wanted to be a helpful technophobe’ off my Life’s Ambitions list)

:lol:

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