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*prepares the cake, bunting and an Irish DJ so we can all ave a little jig*

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We could have a real “BIG” party when she reaches 100……. :lol:

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FAMILYS…… #-o

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Ive just spent a week at the Lakeside World Darts Finals and after the first session me and my mates went to a nearby hotel to get even more pissed than we already were.
I got talking to some Dutch woman in the lounge (like u do) and after a bit of general chit chat I asked her which player she was supporting.
She replied “Co Stompe” (to the uninitiated he is a top Dutch darts player not renound for his good looks :D ).
I burst out into hysterical laughter asking how she could support somebody so ugly… :lol:
I should have known summet was wrong when all my mates sloaped off to the other end of the room smirking but in my drunken state it just didnt click.
I then took the bull by the horns and said I wouldnt mind having my photo taken with him just to enhance my own looks…… :lol:

How the fook was I supposed to know it was Co Stompes “WIFE” I was talking to…… :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Needless to say my mates where rolling on the floor in histerical laughter as she stormed off out of the bar….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well I dont know wot u lot think but I would say anything for a free weekend in a 7 star hotel in Arabia…. 8)

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TRILBY….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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TOM JONES

“You Can Leave Your Hat On”

Baby, take off your coat, real slow.
Baby, take off your shoes. I’ll help you take off your shoes.
Baby, take off your dress. Yes, yes, yes.

You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.

Go over there, turn on the light. No, all the lights.
Come back here, stand on the chair. Ooh, baby, that’s right!
Raise your arms in the air, now shake ’em.

You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You can leave your hat on!

Suspicious minds are talking. That’s right, they’ll tear us apart.
They don’t believe in this love of ours.
They don’t know what love is.
They don’t know what love is.
I know what love is.
You can leave your hat on.
You can

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) :wink:

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Happy Birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu….. :-

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@tiggy wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

Today I wish I was somewhere warm 8)

Inches Tiggy closer to the open fire….. :- :- O:)

Nice to know you care :wink:

Shows Tiggy how much he cares by removing the fire guard….. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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@tiggy wrote:

Today I wish I was somewhere warm 8)

Inches Tiggy closer to the open fire….. :- :- O:)

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