Forget Me Not

Nutter’s rhyme

I’m a little teapot
short and stout
tip me up…
and I’lll rip your throat out!

I remember seeing an albino peacock once and it was simply beautiful (even though it didn’t fan its tail feathers)

talking of peacocks reminds me of that greek myth about Argus, the hundred-eyed monster who was the faithful servant of Hera, queen of the gods. One day Hera sent Argus to spy on her husband, Zeus. when Zeus found Argus spying on him…[Read more]

I know that now but I didn’t when I joined, you see this was my first thread on joining this site (later I took a look and you guys rocks might I add)

now I must abscond as I hear the tactical assault team (F.B.P.I) battering down my door, maybe you could add something on here sometime (he says as he lugs the smoke grenade out of the window)

last time I try to stop you making an ass out of yourself then

seriously you’re making yourself look like an immature plonker

south

Eeek! It’s someone elses haiku? If it is then I didn’t know, I just thought of it in the shower one day (legs it before the poetry police arrive)

hiya TBD (I would call you TB except that it would look like I’m calling you tuberculosis)
it’s DIY for the mind, you might be inclined to say or else it’s like DIY in that no-one has the instructions,…[Read more]

PETE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fury
circles its prey
its wicked talons
venting another’s dismay
reaping icy retribution

The Valkyrie
clutches the mortal heart slain
in the name of vengeance
and with soul in hand leaves this plane
in the hands of mortals

The Gorgon
stares with blind hatred
its loveless gaze
and mercy belated
binding man within its heart of…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

now ya say when im half way through oh well scrap that :? :lol:

sorry pete, could have been worse though (I could have asked you to make me a siggy of a whale and an elephant sumo wrestling on a tight rope whilst being attacked by ninja onions riding motorcycle-sharks)

ARGH! can’t decide what to use as my siggy so I think I might just have an exerpt of Shakespeare instead how about…
‘Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war’
or maybe
‘Once more unto the breach’
any suggestions?

oh yeah I remember now (forget me own head if it wasn’t screwed on)

sorry Cath (typical me), I find myself more drawn towards the sections depicting hell, I like my art quite morbid it appears

#-o the flaw in my logic, oh well I guess I will just have to be left guessing. And thus we move swiftly on.

unanswered question
it is not forgotten, and
it still haunts my mind

lol you cheeky sod (PB got my vote before btw)……….Pete Rocks (again)

okay then but now I’m curious, who do I remind you of?

I wish that I
could say that
I know who you are
but if I were to say that
I’d know from the truth
it would be far

I’m sorry if I remind you
of someone you sorely miss
someone you might once have loved
and with which you would tryst

I’m sorry but I’m not that man
about whom you reminisce
but your friendship is still dear to me
and that is all there is

I’m a guy fyi
(ooh I could write a little ditty…)

fyi, I’m a guy
didn’t mean to
make you cry
fyi (aaaahaaaa)

there’s no need to
scream and shout it
can’t keep it to myself
just got to talk about it

(…or maybe not)

I’m 100% me (if that helps), never been on any chat sites before this one, the date I joined is the first day I found this place

sorry Cath, I was thinking of either having that as a siggy (which looks ace btw Pete) or something that takes elements from my two favourite paintings Hieronymus Bosch’s ‘The Garden of Earthly Delights’ and ‘Guernica’ by Picasso, or else something completly random