Forget Me Not

epitaph

when was the last time you shared your innermost thoughts and feelings with someone?

requiem

It’s because they are not properly adapted to be purely herbivorous.

the platypus and the echidna are the only warm blooded animals that lay eggs
pigs and kangaroos do not have sweat glands
when a python constricts it is with a force of 1 kilogram per square centimetre (14.2 pounds per square inch) that’s six times the strength of the firmest of…[Read more]

Timmy was a hard working A-grade student who enjoyed school and was the most mild-mannered child ever.
One day during a lesson the teacher abruptly leaves the class to take an important phone call, she says to her students “now don’t write on the board while I’m gone o.k.”
needless to say the moment she leaves the room the rest of the class leap…[Read more]

I’m a Batrachophobe (sorry I don’t open up too easily) but I find newts cute… weird

okay, now for something more personal… all my life I’ve been afraid of death, well not dying exactly, rather that I’ll die without having any lasting impact upon another living soul, not leaving a worthy legacy that can definatively say ‘That was the man he…[Read more]

OMG that rocked! (says the statistics geek i.e. me)

@Pete wrote:

Polar Bear fur isnt white

it is actually colourless and reflects light depending upon its surroundings, their skin is actually black and their meat is poisonous if consumed. The largest recorded polar bear stood 11ft tall, they are also the only species of bear especially adapted to be completely carnivorous (all other bears are…[Read more]

Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world being over three times the world average

not to mention she misused an apostraphe (legs it)

FFS people it’s an egg

I contain the world yet can be held in your hand, what am I?

Rhinoceros regurgitates reconstituted rubbish refusing Russian referendum remembering reference regarding relegated roulette rollers’ ransom rights.

every day of my life

when was the last time you performed some inner contemplation upon the nature of the universe and/or life in general?

thinking ‘WTF is zucchini bread’ (I know that zucchini is the american word for courgette, but making it into bread…)

did you know that there are technically only 46 states in America as Virginia, Kentuky, Pennsylvania and Massachusettes are all officially Commonwealths

crocodiles cannot stick out their toungues (which is located in the roof of their mouths)

@bon bon wrote:

The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump!

elephants are also the only animal with four forward-jointed knees

Did you know that the largest thing that a blue whale can swallow is a grapefruit, with its throat almost the exact same diameter as its belly button, but just a bit smaller than its eardrum.

Did you know that the largest living thing on the planet is a mushroom. It is an example of Armillaria ostoyea a.k.a the honey fungus found growing in…[Read more]

actually that is not neccessarily true. That fact was stated on the television show ‘Brainiac’ in the part of the show called ‘Things That John Tickle’s Body Can’t Do’ to which several (flexible) people sent photographic evidence showing this fact to be erroneous

Humans are only one of two species of mammals in which the male does not have a bone…[Read more]

Finally! the ball’s in my court now (evil laughter) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Flatworms are hermaphrodites with two sharp-ended penises. the mating ritual consists of two of them vying to pierce each other’s skin with their penises. The first to land a successful blow earns the right to be the male and transfer his sperm. the…[Read more]