Forget Me Not

ooh can you now find a ninja fish doing epic battle with a banana?

Whoohoo!

oh now I have to think who’ll be next… don’t know

just seen it, seems that JC has just sold out to just about any site that wants to advertise and is willing to pay

Mexico

Gaylord replies “you’re one to talk, you’re a turquiose elephant wearing a wrestling mask… and that can talk”
the zombie drug addict just groans (hard to tell what at though)

No seriously. I definately need to get a life after reading in my book the number of animals that communicate certain messages by defecating

amigos

suddenly Kobatachi Fandango materialises from out of thin air and says…

“thank god I managed to get away from that psycho elephant…BRAINS and/or SNACKFOOD” groans the zombie drug addict

it’s in order to court potential partner (no wonder they’re going extinct)

sad but true, also seem to have a random collection of books containing miscellaneous knowledge including one randomly called ‘Why Pandas Do Handstands’. Is it just me or do I really need to get a life

has anything gone splat yet… oi keep it clean :wink:
ooh btw did you know that if you brought a bird into outer space (in a space ship of course) it would starve as birds need gravity in order to swallow their food

What about me? :wink:

surely it would depend upon diet and the regularity of bowel movement, or is that not helpful?

so let me get this clear you believe in the ‘soul’ a concept only truly used by religious factions and also in an ‘afterlife’ yet again another religious tool but you don’t believe in a God/Goddess/supreme being of any other nature. If I can safely presume this to be true then might I pose the query of what it is you actually do believe in, the…[Read more]

you could just leave a pile of rice out on your balcony. Rice, when digested, expands and because of the small size of a pigeon’s stomach, well let’s just say that splat will suffice (or maybe that was just something I heard, don’t know as have never had a pigeon problem) you could just put up netting to deter them if you’re not fond of clearing…[Read more]

Nope as I am too mild mannered (might’ve accidently flashed once though :oops: )

You know the new Idiana Jones film, if the originals were set in the late 1940s/ early 1950s, and the new one is set in the here and now, wouldn’t that mean that Indy (if one assumes that his character was approxiamately 30 in the originals) would have to be…[Read more]

company

Too funny, can’t feel my lungs anymore from laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love optical illusions, randomly I have loads of books about them, whether that means I have an interest in them or that I am just bonkers is all a matter of opinion :D