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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Here kitty kitty in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 10 months ago

    Cute little bundles of fluff huh? Furry crap machines more like.

    OK …… here’s how to make a cat bark like a dog.

    You pour petrol all over it and flick a lighted match at it…..

    ……….. and it goes ……

    WOOF !!!

    Health and Safety Warning:

    Please ensure that you use lead free petrol so as to protect the environment and don’t…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Major fire in southern Italy – PB nearly torched in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    I’ve just burnt my pizza as a sign of respect..

    …. well you’d better join the queue behind the population of Liverpool to sign the book of condolence then.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Here kitty kitty in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 10 months ago

    I couldn’t agree more. Next to vermin (and Bats of course) cats are the nastiest most unpleasant creatures to walk the earth.

    Thank God for the Chinese …. who eat them in large numbers.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic gordons going hunting in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    The matter of banning guns and knives isn’t the issue here. It is illegal to possess or carry in a public place either a gun or a knife. (BTW LICENCED firearms are not involved in any of these shootings).

    The central issue is NOT the weakness of the law ….. it is the utter weakness in enforcing it.

    New laws are not required. Longer prison…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Another little lad murdered Rhys Jones in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    The thing that jumps out at me from all the press reports of this awful shooting is that the ‘local’ community appear utterly unwilling to step up and tell the Police who they think was responsible for carrying it out.

    It is inconceivable that the shooter won’t have boasted to all his little mates (in his gang???) about how he shot the boy and…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Major fire in southern Italy – PB nearly torched in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    @lil fek wrote:

    Wb PB….glad you are back safe and sound!

    Not as glad as I am I can tell you. The poor sods in Greece are really going through it though and from my own experience I am sure that the Greek emergency services are as useless as the Italian ones.

    Problem is that the areas concerned are really isolated and in the main are populated…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Major fire in southern Italy – PB nearly torched in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    According to the news, it seems as though the Greeks have had an identical situation to the one we narrowly escaped from in southern Italy.

    I gather that some 40 people have been burnt to death in uncontrolled fires that have swept across the mainland. The thinly inhabited and uncultivated area seems to be exactly the same as for Italy.

    Lots of…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Major fire in southern Italy – PB nearly torched in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    Just spotted this piccy of a local family having been evacuated.

    http://www.ilmattino.it/mattino/view.php?data=20070823&ediz=SALERNO&npag=33&file=BUSTA.xml&type=PHOTO

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Major fire in southern Italy – PB nearly torched in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    @Claire 57 wrote:

    I am glad ur all back safe and sound………. did u bring us any pressies, eh, eh ???
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Well I don’t know about pressies …. but I have a whole new bunch of Bar B Q recipes now. (Roast fish a la seaplane and spaghetti flambe for example).

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Mcanns under scrutiny in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    Well whatever has happened to little Maddie McCann, all my instincts are that the culprit will turn out to be somebody “close to home”.

    The more I see of the publicity seeking, the money raising (over £1 million now), the constant media appearances, visits to Church – not to mention audiences with the Pope – the more I think of distraction from…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Mcanns under scrutiny in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    I?m sorry about this but I have a slightly different take on all of this. The thing that I simply CANNOT get my brain around is “why Maddie???”

    Allegedly this was the only time that she was (criminally) left unattended by her parents, and allegedly it was only for 30-50 minutes or so – so why was she “targeted”??? …. as opposed to any other…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Calling All Flat Chested Women in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 10 months ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    Have you ever seen a fat porker with small tits… :roll:

    In fairness no I haven’t … but technically it must be possible. I mean if they just had an enormous back and sort of saggy chesty flab – not proper tits as such – then I guess you could have a fat porker with small tits.

    Mind you 99.9% of all porkers have enormous…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic English girl is victim of government racists in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    @emmalush wrote:

    That she wasn’t allowed to apply for the training position because she is white and English.

    I thought that was self explanatory.

    Yes … and if you paint her black and call her Sambo … she can’t join the BNP either.

    So, you point is ???????

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Calling All Flat Chested Women in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 10 months ago

    This is all very well …. but what about all the fat porkers??? Can’t they have some too??

    Maybe they could make their floppy & saggy tits even bigger than they are already so that the entire wobbly mass alters in some sort of proportion???

    Maybe there could even be a UK version for UK porkers …. Japanese cookies liberally smeared with lard…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Is this justice? in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    @Calamity wrote:

    Hmmmm well he’s 58 shes 15 who is the more intelligent and worldly wise fgs shes a baby

    Frighteningly enough ….. the chances are that SHE is the more “intelligent” or shall we just say ‘street-wise’???

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Mcanns under scrutiny in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    A nicely controversial analysis of JustChat members if I may say so BM. May I offer this to you in reply.

    I suspect that what sticks in the throat of most parents is that the mother of Maddie left her unattended in a rented apartment in a foreign country whilst she (and her equally responsible) husband went out for the evening to enjoy…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Mcanns under scrutiny in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    What I do find quite interesting is that when this matter first broke out into the News (100 days ago or so) the general tone of comments initially posted were along the lines of “poor little girl” and “how terrible” etc etc.

    After a few days however, and when more of the facts became generally known – especially those relating to the children…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic English girl is victim of government racists in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    FFS Tommy, don’t encourage her …. she’ll only bore us all to tears yet again.

    Just let her post her stupid little links and fuck off again as usual.

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Mcanns under scrutiny in the board Getting serious 18 years, 10 months ago

    Er…. in case anybody hasn’t spotted it yet …. both the McCanns are doctors (of medecine). If one of tyheir patients did this then they would HAVE to report it to the social services.

    Mrs McCann KNOWS that what she did was totally and utterly wrong and she should have her other two children taken away from her befotre she puts her own…[Read more]

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    ForumHostPB replied to the topic Vacations in the board Polls 18 years, 10 months ago

    Our gardner went to all three places recently and he said they were great.

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