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Because …. like you … it’s boring.

This is all very well and socially responsible Tommy but tell me …. if you took up breeding wouldn’t the offspring be ginger ???

This is a serious point because we all know that ginger people are called names in the street etc etc …. could you REALLY subject a…[Read more]

Yup … I have my beady eye on you lot right now. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think you’ve hit a good point here Tommy. The working classes are always getting themselves into all sorts of bother … and this flooding thing is simply yet another example.

Do you suppose that they are in some way driven to do it??? Maybe they want to live in horrid vermin infested hovels that are liable to flooding because that is the only…[Read more]

They don’t do that now …. ever since the “you know who” went green. Mind you I always check the brakes as a matter of course.

Neighhhh !!!!

Glad you liked it people. I am currently typing this from an internet cafe in italy in a little village called Santa Maria di Castellabate.

Cousin Luigi has a couple of his …..er…. good friends nearby to make certain that I don’t fall to the temptations of the flesh. What they don’t know is that sitting right opposite me is a stunningly…[Read more]

Tommy, it is because the working classes both need to be and deserve to be flooded. This is God’s vengeance on them for being fat pie eating chavs and not doing any work at school.

The middle classes by contrast all work hard and are far more intelligent than the working classes. This is evidenced by the fact that they don’t generally buy their…[Read more]

So the consensus of opinion is YES they do fart.

Righto … off for another Cappucino

Yes thank you UGO.

For your information it was a play on words (Semen / Seamen). Everybody else got it …….. except you eh???

I heard that you liked a Semen browser because you like ‘pop-ups’.

If you follow this link

it will get you started. You can select a package to suit your needs. If you need any more assistance …..remember…[Read more]

What … with UGO in a nice pink sequinned suit with matching accessories and Derek in ”his” new frock. Mmmmm nice !!! They’d make a handsome couple that’s for sure.

We simply have to know who takes…[Read more]

UGO & his new best friend Derek are probably having a long, slow, leisurely, ….. ‘breakfast’ in bed.

I wonder if UGO will have some ‘brown sauce’ on his ???

Maybe Sunny … but a pint of what? – that is the question. I’d have thought that UGO would be thoroughly drained by now!

Give the young lovers a break Bat …. they’re probably still in bed cuddled up together.

At least let UGO get up and make Derek a cup of coffee and bring it to him in bed (with a nice loving kiss of course) before we get a ”blow by blow” report (no pun intended of course).

Yes Sharon, I see you point about the BT software – of course you can keep it if you want to. Apparently you can even download and instal the Yahoo browser as a non-BT user as well (if you want it ).

I can agree with you point about Sky – I assisted a friend on mine to instal it a couple of months ago. The Sky product was delivered over his…[Read more]

Useful tip DOA and thank you … in fact I didn’t know about this one being good for AOL removal, but then I’ve never had to remove AOL.

In a way though it sort of supports my point because you need a…[Read more]

Composed for fastcars in regonition of his finally outing UGO.

WHOOPS, HE’S A FAIRY !!!!!

Y’know Vector, when I first spotted you thread with the eye-catching title ”Chip your kids” I thought you were going to be suggesting that you make children into chips and deep fry them.

Ugh … what a horrible thought! Thank goodness you are only proposing fitting them with a minature transmitter eh?

@sharongooner wrote:

And I still have the Yahoo messenger and browser and email. That stays with you PB if you ever want to leave.

Yes it can do ….OR you can easily uninstal it either with the uninstal software provided or with Windows Add/Remove programmes if you prefer. Thing is you have the choice.

Has anybody successfully AND EASILY…[Read more]