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@sunny wrote:

He has always said my lil saxo was a bag of sh ite

….. and he was right !!!!!

@rubyred wrote:

Im actually a teacher of English Literature !!
!!

Oh !!! I thought that you were a quality control tester for a distillery.

@ugo wrote:

I mean come on ffs when do i ever post in here about summat serious eh eh eh !!!

I start a thread about it & low & behold its deleted ????

:!:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I suspect that you need to go to: Control Panel …. Regional settings ….. and select UK.

I think that there is also a tab marked ”language settings” in Control Panel as well.

Yes i do concur with you on this one PB

Well I’m glad ‘cos it was a bit of a guess. I don’t know my way around Windows Vista as yet -…[Read more]

I’m a confidential informant for the HMRC.

:lol:

Mr Google found this for me:

If you get Memory Cannot be read or written. As the name refer to, it is a
memory problem, some applications/programs
didn’t release the memory in timely fashion causing the Error to be thrown by
the system error reporting tools.
Also it could be the work of malwares, badly written application installed
on your system…

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I suspect that you need to go to: Control Panel …. Regional settings ….. and select UK.

I think that there is also a tab marked ”language settings” in Control Panel as well.

Try a full frontal lobotomy UGO….. that ought to fix ALL of your problems

You really are a pair of stupid fuckwits – try looking in the Political board.

@ForumHostGM wrote:

Happy Birthday Chessykins.

i hope you have a wonderful day. :wink:

GM. x x x x x.

Look up there …..

…..NO …… It’s SuperHost !!!

Good guys 1 …. Bad Guys 0

RESULT !!!

Bye bye UGO (yet again) ….. close the door behind you.

“Profit”??? – I thought that Islam was a religious or non-profit making organisation.

BANG !!!!

UGO knows Winston very well. He is exceptionally well hung and has widened the circle of many of his aquaintances …. including of course, UGO’s

No …. sorry …. you’re all quite wrong.

Look at the facts: The ”terrorists were all employed by the NHS – the NHS is funded solely by the Government – thus the Government funded the…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

Does anyone know what the Title of the new Police Record thats just been released ?

I hav`nt heard it yet but apparently its a remix of all there old stuff ???

Thanx

Yes the new Police record is ”UGO: CRO Number 23451298/07” (otherwise known as: ”UGO, You’re nicked.”)

There was a fire in the Southall branch of KFC this afternoon. Do you suppose that it was Muslim terrorists at it again???

Dear old Tommy – please allow him the privilege of his ”patriotic” rantings even with somewhat dodgy flags. He means well bless him.

@Oss wrote:

Yes i say brin g back local bobbies. but colour has nothing to do with it Emma :?

Unless of course they have Sickle Cell Disorder – in which case they would all fail the Police medical.

“In that case Sir, I’ll have to arrest you for being in…[Read more]