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Whilst I don’t want to disappoint Sharon ….. but as it’s a laptop (and a really cheapo one at that) best thing is to run it over with something heavy like a JCB and …….wait for it ……. claim on the insurance!!!

It’s true …. every word of it …. I really really care …. honestly !!!

Not in Yorkshire Tommy …. it’s too far away from civilisation to get the full 8Mb speed.

You might get 1 – 2 Mbps if the weather is good.

@Smiley wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I think he’s great, and an inspired Moderator on these boards. We’d all be lost without him.

Hey thanks Tommy, really nice of you to put up such a flattering Poll. You’re not such a bad lad (for a Yorkshireman) are you???

:evil: :evil: :evil: YOU CHANGED MY POLL :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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@PATS wrote:

HE/S a fat greyfaced southern coont. 8)

I’m not fat or greyfaced !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

I think he’s great, and an inspired Moderator on these boards. We’d all be lost without him.

Hey thanks Tommy, really nice of you to put up such a flattering Poll. You’re not such a bad lad (for a Yorkshireman) are you???

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In the last two weeks “at least” 50 people have registered accounts on these boards from outside the British Isles. NOT ONE OF THEM HAS POSTED! So why are they here? How did they get here? Does the British style of posting scare them away or are they gathering forces in the corridoors of JC planning some kind of mass take over?…

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Sure … but it makes a jolly good threat though doesn’t it?

Sort of …. “I know where you live and because you kill animals and eat them I’m going to burn your house down and kill everybody inside because all life is sacrosanct and I’m totally against all forms of violence.”

In Bali … every day is Tit-day

So here we have a perfect example of a user giving away too much personal information.

Oss has told the whole internet that he is ”undersized” (when compared with other men) and that he urinates in the shower. This will undoubtedly lead to unwelcome approaches by perverts who (rightly) will interpret this as Oss having an unnatural enjoyment of…[Read more]

Er ……… we’ll get back to you on that one !!!

Sharon, it’s not that the internet has ”pushed people to hide behind unreal names …. and personalities” as such. The fact is that the nasty people were always out there somewhere, it’s just that most of us might only meet one of them occasionally, if at all.

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Well done Rob. Now come on ….. tell us what you did?

@lil fek wrote:

It totally is though Sharon that’s how a lot of this rubbish starts with trust..been there..got crap in real life..stalked them back..it wasnt easy…but thanks to the old messers on jc I was able to free myself…you couldn’t do what they did then, things are way more sophisticated now…it’s pretty damn scary..only thing I can…

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So there you have it Rob …. the consensus of opinion is that you need to format your C: Drive and do a ”clean” instal of your Operating System.

Just a thought that occurs to me. You say that ”Spyware Doctor” was apparently the cause of this issue. Is this the same ”Spyware Doctor” supplied by PC Tools??? – because I have had this…[Read more]

Did anybody see the Royal command performance by Mr Toyin Agbetu in Westminster Abbey yesterday???

It was during the bi-centennial commemoration service to mark the abolition of the slave trade when the 39 year old Mr Agbetu suddenly strode out onto the altar in the middle of the church service and started shouting at the congregation “you should…[Read more]

No Sharon it isn’t. An anti virus disc / CD will usually boot your PC into safe mode or some of them boot it into DOS. Then it runs a full anti-virus scan in an attempt to detect and repair any that it finds

Problem is that the library of virus definitions are only as current as the date the disc was burnt and if your virus infection is…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

what a funny c00nt you are PB editing a post …….

sorryim not as well up on puters as you :shock:

You don’t need to be …. Dumbo – all you have to do is to read the post immediatly above yours. To save you the trouble of scrolling back … this is the salient part:

@Rob wrote:

” ….unfortuntely it doesnt get that far it never…

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…. and here’s one for the PC merchants..

Australia was principally populated by convicts sent over from our jails. So the decendants of original (not Aboriginal) Aussies are all bloody crooks. This explains why they keep on winning the Ashes.

DON’T WAIT …. GO NOW !!!!!