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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Iraq Inquiry in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
I’ve often wondered, as I watch the agonised breast beatings of the ‘concerned’ liberal classes, what might have happened if the Iraq invasion (acting under the authority of the UN apparently) did NOT take place.
Kindly old Saddam would still be in power; the Sunni extremists would still be suppressed or murdered; Saddam’s family would still be…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Where have all the JC folks gone!!! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
@will wrote:
………its a shame those who dont post dont post on this thread and tell us why they dont post anymore..
Without wishing unduly to poke logical holes in your argument, but if a user has ceased to post ….. how can they then post the reasons for this cessation?
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Going Back In Time in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
If only I knew then what I know now ….. I’d have had the knickers off my next door neighbour’s daughter.
If my ‘performance’ then was what it is now – I’d have been wasting my time (and hers).
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic ‘Tommy Tank’ becomes Thomasina in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
The Left wing bigoted rant reported above from Professor Dikey made me wonder about something.
If all the militant feminist loonies in the world burned their bras …… would it increase global warming???
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic O …. M …. G !! – No more UFO’s in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
@jen_jen wrote:
@peggy wrote:
what about using a marrow? :lol:
Wouldn’t fit through my letterbox… :- :lol:
Chances are that it wouldn’t fit into an elderly spinster’s ‘letterbox’ either.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic O …. M …. G !! – No more UFO’s in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
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For the record, JustChat and its Staff (that means me again folks) strongly deprecates the…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic A parody for our times in the board Getting Serious 15 years, 7 months ago
@minim wrote:
I thought it might have been a Temple, something from the ancient wonders of the world, but was going to say King Herod’s temple.
Clever stuff :)
An awful lot of Masonic ‘ritual’ is constructed around the building of King Solomon’s temple. The more ‘traditional’ (i.e. elderly) Masons take this stuff literally. the more enlightened…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …… in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
@will wrote:
hes a geodie fckin hell didnt even notice :shock:
Only when he speaks, Will. When he sings his strong Geordie accent disappears, as if by magic.
Same thing applies to Stacey. She doesn’t sing in a Dagenham/ Essex accent. Mind you, can you just imaging her singing the same way that she speaks??? Whitney Houston’s “I will always love…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Italian justice – 1 American Liberals – 0 in the board Getting Serious 15 years, 7 months ago
Absolutely spot on Cath…… you are so right.
Too many people seem to have focussed on ‘poor little Amanda’ whilst totally forgetting that Meredith Kercher was viciously murdered in her own home by a group of people hell bent on having a drugged up sex orgy with her, whether she (Meredith) wanted to take part or not.
We read in today’s papers…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …… in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
As I said earlier on …. the gay vote would only carry Danyl so far and tonight his train came off the tracks. Although he was a reasonably good singer, he sure seemed to have several personal issues (according to the Tabloids anyway) and that might also have swayed the voting. BTW have you ever seen a mouth as large as his when fully open???
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic A parody for our times in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
Very well done both toybulldog and minim.
In fact it is a parody on the explanation of the Second Degree Tracing Board which is part of the Masonic ceremony of Passing – i.e. when a new mason moves up to the second degree and becomes a Fellow Craft.
The original version commences: “When the Temple at Jerusalem was completed by King Solomon, its…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic A parody for our times in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
No to all the above – not even close.
The clue is in the title … any other guesses???
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Noah’s Ark in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
Tut Suzie ….. we’re not picking it apart (that’s a woman thing isn’t it?) ….. we’re simply offering an informed analysis of the situation based on the facts put before us.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Noah’s Ark in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
Sounds like typical female indecision to me.
Can’t make your mind up ….. so take both of ’em.
Yup – maybe Noah was female after all.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Woman’s ONE Flaw in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
I wholly agree with you on this Pete.
Arguing with a woman is like trying to fold an airmail copy of The Times in a high wind.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic X Factor …… in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
I’m finding this competition increasing difficult to call. They all seemed to sing pretty well this evening. I have to admit that, although Stacey Solomon – the Dagenham diva – has a nice voice and sings really well, she is the most utter and complete dork when it comes to saying anything. A sort of female Wurzel Gummidge – but from Essex.
My…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Noah’s Ark in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
I suppose that the next thing we’ll hear will be that Noah was female.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic O …. M …. G !! – No more UFO’s in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
I was once told of a practical joke that could be played on a spinster.
You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”
But seriously though …………….
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic O …. M …. G !! – No more UFO’s in the board Getting serious 15 years, 7 months ago
@jen_jen wrote:
Personally I think the majority of the reports can be explained quite rationally, however there are still a significant number of reports from respected individuals that still can’t be explained. Are these visits from aliens? or from time travellers? who knows?…
This is what I’ve come to adore about the ‘conspiracy theory’…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Woman’s ONE Flaw in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 7 months ago
Well in spite of the defensive nature of the so-called feminists comments on this thread, it’s interesting to note that so far none of them have accepted that maybe – just maybe – women have more than one fault.
The one fault ‘admitted’ is cast more as an attribute than a flaw.
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