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@emmalush wrote:

PB, i dont know why you have to generalize :wink:

I agree with sharon, its imperitive that the parent has absolute say on something so important in their childrens lives.

The problem with new labour, they think they are the parent, and think they are the one’s to tell us how we should live, dictators.

Generalise ???? Moi??? All…[Read more]

Maybe the women getting hit on by a lesbian is getting pay back for the way they’ve treated men. :roll:

Why is that if a man is not interested in a woman, he’s automatically gay?
Or, why is that it women believe they can satisfy any man sexually if given the chance? Men have been groped and cackled at for years by women.
I think it’s quite…[Read more]

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Nobody takes a racist comment from someone who sends around pictures of herself shoving a whole wooden arm up her punani seriously anyway. So this thread is a waste of bandwidth. [-(

I would like to point out that it’s not me Smileys reffering to…. I have never had a wooden arm anywhere near my…

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Yes it’s always really difficult with academia. They seem to be forever at least one if not more generations behind the most recent technology – as far as computers are concerned anyway.

The other issue I find a lot is that children / teenagers think they are really cool and know oh so much more about computers than fuddy duddy grown-ups … who…[Read more]

Correct me if I’m wrong … but Active X is a Microsoft add in that allows you to experience and enjoy the visual and audio capabilities of your computer to the full. As I understand it, Active X was used mainly in the late 1990’s and has been replaced with ”Direct X”

If you run Windows XP and any Windows operating system certainly from Win…[Read more]

…. or you could try sheep tupping. That’s where you creep up on a sheep in a field (asleep or awake doesn’t matter) and ….. tup it !!!

What’s the problem Emma …. why should a soldier (war hero???) be treated any differently from all the other NHS patients???

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I glanced quickly and thought it was a thread about spinal disorders called ”Back relief”.

Oh well – you can’t win ’em all eh?

@Smiley wrote:

Yes, I see it now, it’s coming through the station, I’m watching it, heading right towards me.. It’s.. It’s a beautiful sight, I look down onto the tracks right below me, and there, gently vibrating ontop of the tracks from the oncoming train, is a tied up man named Charles, doomed to a horrible, probably painful death….. !!

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YES …. please !!!

You could take up trainspotting Tommy. Just imagine the pleasure of sitting on a railway embankement, wrapped up nice and warm in a duffel coat with a knitted scarf snugly tucked in and a cosy bobble hat keeping your head wam.

You reach for your thermos flask and pour out a lovely warming cup of hot Bovril …. or even vedgetable soup …. asnd…[Read more]

You are – as always – 100% right.

So the answer to global warming is to hang all veggies and vegans … yes???

I think we should switch over to 100% nuclear generated power. Mind you the tree huggers would probably shit themselves.

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Ahem…. PB, over to you!

Gor Blimey Guv’nor – he picks on me every time eh?

The idea was to see if you had the nerve to make yourself black out. You crouch or squat down and pant as hard as you can for a minute or so. You take a final…[Read more]

Can’t be me …. my knockers are bigger than that !!!

Jesus effing Christ !!!! This is the stuff nightmares are made of !!!

Give a woman driver an inch ………… and she’ll park in it !!!

@Smiley wrote:

Is this who you mean by any chance, PB? :wink: :lol:

Helluva likeness eh??? Check it out!!!

@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid…

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1. A man would NOT have been let off so lightly. But this is because men are better drivers than women and therefore are expected to know the difference between a railway line and a road. If a man made that mistake he would have been prosecuted. As it was a woman driver everybody simply shakes their head and tuts.

4. It’s clear that this SatNav…[Read more]