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ForumHostPB replied to the topic FIBROMYALGIA in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
You don’t need a petition … all you do is to buy ”Activive” and you are 100% guaranteed to have a permanent cure.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic DO YOU ****ING COMPREHEND !!!!! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
I just loved the end bit where the teledales guy says “Thank you for your time Sir, and thank you for using BT.”
He ought to get the VC for staying calm and cool in the face of an outraged Geordie.
BTW – can anybody explain the expression ”pissing arse” ?? (As in “You can stick this phone call up your …..”).
I’ve never heard of one before -…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic The great global warming swindle in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
You know Emma, when you’re typing from the heart (rather than copying & pasting from the BNP) your grammar, spelling and syntax turn to shit – but you make a lot more sense.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Obsession with zee var- vee haff vays off makin you talk in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
The Dutch have a similar view on WW2 and the Germans.
The classic Dutch joke is to say to a visiting German “Can my grandfather have his bicycle back now???”
Sidesplitting !!!
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic The JC Newsletter is pending…. in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
Literary gold eh….????
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic A rather funny true story, but is it REALLY that funny? in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Should MP’s get minimum wage? in the board Polls 19 years, 3 months ago
…. and co-incidentally, Crufts is on this week.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Should this woman have NHS treatment? in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
Maybe big fat porkers should be forced to jump off Becky’s carport roof …. straight onto a bacon slicer!
You could transport them on specially reinforced flatbed lorries (UGO could drive) and lift them up onto the roof with a forklift.
Look !!! There they go …..wobble wobble …. jump …. WHUMPPP ….flobber, slurp,splosh …. wheeeeeee…[Read more]
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Cor blimey cocker!! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
Yes … but it seems that Sunny didn’t actually drown when she fell into the bog. They said that she drank her way out of it – but I’ve no idea what they could mean by that!!!
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Cor blimey cocker!! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
No I think that it was Sunny that was supposed to have drowned in the loo. Apparently somebody left the seat up … and she fell in backwards.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Should MP’s get minimum wage? in the board Polls 19 years, 3 months ago
@emmalush wrote:
If my constituency MP asks blair a question in parliament, Blair will just froth him off.
I really can’t believe you said that Emma. Peter Mandelson might have done …. but Tony, surely not !!!
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Why in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
Says it all really !!!
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Have you appologised for slavery, yet-again? in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
OK OK in order to stop this march and save all the unnecessary expenditure of greenhouse gasses …. I’ll make the supreme sacrifice.
On behalf of the entire Western world I hereby apologise for slavery.
Right that’s done it … now can we all move on and find something a bit more up to date to apologise abouit???
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Have you appologised for slavery, yet-again? in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
But I have just apologised for slavery. You no longer need a march to apologise for it.
Would it help if I apologised on behalf of the entire Western world?????
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Have you appologised for slavery, yet-again? in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
Well I’d like to publicly apologise most humbly and sincerely for the part I personally played in the enslavement of the African peoples in the 1700’s and 1800’s.
I now realise that it was utterly wrong; it was a terrible crime against humanity; it was the grossest infringement of the slaves’ human rights and I shouldn’t have done it.
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Computer Chairs in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
Maybe this is the answer for you UGO …. the TANK chair.
Even your fat arse couldn’t break it!!!

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ForumHostPB replied to the topic hi in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago
@cunningham wrote:
hi everyone my name is mark age 32 from banbury new on this site i havent got a clue
Don’t worry about it Mark …. none of the others have a clue either !!!
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic Kick in the teeth for the elderly !! in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago
I thought this seemed familiar ….. look….
@capybara a few days ago wrote:
After joining the Army as a boy my father rose through the ranks was offered a commission and retired at the age of 55 as a Major M.B.E.
During his service he had many postings, India, Egypt, Malaya, Kenya and Nepal being just a few of them.
Within the last couple of…
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ForumHostPB replied to the topic hello in the board Chat forum one boards 19 years, 3 months ago
@sweetasbaileez wrote:
anyhow…..enough love…. here’s me kentlass…….and for you oss if your single :shock: :shock: :lol: :wink: :oops:
lets share the love :wink: 8) :shock:
Hello Ginger ….. here’s another Ginger

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ForumHostPB replied to the topic ANYBODY ABLE TO CONFIGURE WIRELESS ???? in the board Technical Q&A 19 years, 3 months ago
Even the blokes reject you UGO.
He said he doesn’t drink with losers …. let it go and move on.
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