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Actually Cas it’s worse than that. Apparently they made TWENTY – yes TWENTY visits to the house before the authorities stepped in and did something for this poor child.

Well yes there ARE lessons to be learned … and it’s a pity that the Social Services never seem…[Read more]

The film was soooo bloody boring ….. can I choose ”insane” please ????

Shouldn’t the title read “Peter Stringfellow has dyed…..” ???

That mullet simply cannot be real ….. can it???

Quite right too Cat woman – it’s like shouting ”Sage & Onion stuffing” at pigs and watching their bums pucker up !!!

PATS, you and fastcars ought to have a foursome with UGO, and White Witch – they have so much in common that I’m sure the experience would be memorable.

Torture your neighbour’s cat – in fact torture anybody’s cat. Make the furry crap machine squeal. That’ll relieve your boredom.

@Smiley the Goat wrote:

Ah, you didn’t read the small print, did you? You get paid £2000 to have sex with the goat. But in return, you must pay £4000 compensation for mental trauma caused to the goat.

Thus, you’re paying £2000.

And no, you’re not getting a refund.

Hmmmm well I hope that the Goat knows a good lawyer ‘cos she’ll have to sue for damages.

@alan snowman wrote:

is this like the goat 1 where pb gets 2000 pound of us

Yup that’s the one Alan. Thomas and I have agreed to split the cash (he gets £5 for setting it up and I get £1,995 for doing all the work).

@emmalush wrote:

I can’t believe Ive just had roast duck as well. I feel sick.

Mmmmmm yummy ….. did you have it with Orange sauce ??? You should try it with Morello Cherry sauce instead – a wholly different taste and really delicious.

I love watching the lovely duckies swimming around on the lake near us …. and then mentioning Orange sauce…[Read more]

You know Sunny, what seriously pisses me off is the price of flowers just before Valentine’s day. Buy a ‘can I have a shag please’ sized bunch of yer average flowers the week or so beforehand and the cost is sort of OK.

Just because a bunch of spotty oversexed teenagers want to make some sort of point about their raging hormones, the price of…[Read more]

Er … a male chicken that takes pills ????

This is a difficult one to answer. I’m married – so that blows out any soppiness about romantic dinners, presents, weekends away etc etc and I don’t have a mistress so that also blows out any soppiness about …. etc etc.

This entire Valentine’s thing is simply…[Read more]

@vegan wrote:

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Oh God … do we really have to ???

@ItsAndy wrote:

….but even a few inches can cause a lot of trouble :shock:

Very true Andy – which explains why we have such a high level of teenage pregnancies these days.!!!

This is an interesting man and perhaps we ought to know a little bit more about him before rushing to judgement.

He has a Jamaican background and was raised as a Christian. He only converted to Islam when…[Read more]

So your hubby burst into the Doctor’s surgery in a rage, swore repeatedly at the receptionist, and threatened him with physical violence – all in front of other patients who were unwell – and then forced his way into the queue to see a doctor ahead of all those who had made an appointment in the correct way.

He’s very lucky that he was seen at…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.

Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.

Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs…

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@Smiley wrote:

I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.

Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.

Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!

@emmalush wrote:

……ugo, PB is a patriot, he just has to be neutered on here.

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Calm down dear !!!! ….. its only a message board.

It’s really noble of you to spring to her defence Sharon, but you really didn’t need to.