ForumHostPB

Charles was arrested for throwing a beer keg at someone’ s head

Charles was arrested for fishing without a license. I loaned him the money to pay his fine.

@Bat wrote:

Ok, why, when I was typing in 40s, just now, did my screen suddenly go blank and my pc re boot? Baffled. :? :?

Perhaps one of yer ghastly flapping batwing thingys bumped into the ”re-boot” button and guess what ….. it re-booted !!!!

When you can learn to use the English spelling of ”apologise” I might consider it. Until then I refer you to Cas (or Esme) for the customary pointed criticism.

That is a very pretty goat with a charming little smile. You should be very proud to be her Daddy.

@Technically challenged Bat wrote:

I used to have Norton anti virus, now I,ve got that AVG thingy. I cant reinstall Norton because I,ve still got bits of it in my registry. So, how do I get rid of it so I can reinstall Norton?

@Bloody lunatic Bat wrote:

I didnt say I wanted to install it, I only wondered about it.

Can anybody spot the…[Read more]

Having seen a piccy of Councillor ”Ugly Sister” ….. I’ll take the goat every time – as would 99.99% of the entire population of the UK. (The remainnig 0.01% are of course BNP members ).

(0.01 man’s meat is 99.99 men’s poison as it were. Thank God for the Dangerous Dogs Act)

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

just like to say cheers to the nob guide who booted me tonite with no warning lmfao.. pretty much standard with jc and it reiterates why i dont use it very often anymore… feel free to post ur grievances… you know you’ll only have hours to do so………… :wink: :wink:

Dear nob user,

I am so sorry to hear that the…[Read more]

‘Cos yer glasses fell off yer stupid nose !!!!

Oh God (he said wearily) not ANOTHER avoidable issue !!!

FFS just torch the bloody thing will you !!!! burn it …. bury it … and NEVER buy another one as long as I live.

It’s probably a better venue for this type of remark than say the Romford County Court !!!
Won’t tney have the pleasure of an ”ugly sister” there soon ?????

I beg to differ TM. I think that you CAN dictate to people how they will apologise – especially if you start off with the right amount of self-righteous indignation. You can then, having taken the moral high ground, refuse to accept an apology on whatever basis is convenient to you at the time.

Insincerity is the usual ground for rejection, and…[Read more]

Meltonian

Cumberland Gap

…. and I suppose stockings, suspender belts and crutchless knickers for that buttock clenching, cab rattling moment eh ugo???

Gloucester Old Spot

Becky, I haven’t taken sides on this – simply expressed my personal opinion. I am most certainly NOT suggesting that someone that doesn’t share my view is a bigot nor am I attempting to impose my view on others – as you seem to imply.

I AM suggesting however, that those who seek to IMPOSE their views on others because of their strongly held…[Read more]

This ‘lil fek’ is the question that has concerned public moralists since time immemorial. It would appear that there seems to be no ”right” or ”wrong” answer to it. One person’s ”right” is another’s ”wrong”.

I always find myself bothered by or in conflict with people (or groups) that seek to lay down moral imperitives for others, based on…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

& If theres any Lovely Lady (s ) who wanna check out my cab @ the end of the night , Im sure I could be talked into showing them :P :P :P :lol: :wink:

Also anyone wanting a Lift back up North on the sunday can have one :) :) :)

Christ ugo, that’s done it!!! They’ll all be queueing up to share your bunk for a bunk up now. It’d…[Read more]

@Becky wrote:

Most mothers REALLY care for their children I DO i would die for mine without even thinking about it i would do anything. Caring for a child ANY child is 24/7 and tiring but yes it takes a hell of a lot more to look after a child with special needs. I do see how it makes it easier to do this but cant help but think its worng at the…

[Read more]

This is an interesting case and yes I read about it last week as well. I must confess that I was pretty uneasy with the typical tabloid journalistic approach – the ”pillow angel” stuff – and it left me wondering whether the mother was doing this for her child or for herself. This certainly came across to me that way in the media…[Read more]