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@angeldust wrote:

lovely lady we have fun m8ty lets do some wanking lol

love angeldust xxxx

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@fastcars wrote:

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I think ive sussed it out. Its all to do with social standing isnt it. The higher up the class ladder one becomes the more your sense of humour disintigrates. Why didnt I think of this before…. #-o

I wonder if it is geography not social class, that causes this disintegration of the…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

the people of scotland don’t deserve anything :)

They have Lady Esmeralda and he well known sense of humour. That ought to be enough for anybody.

Oooops sorry – ”cuddles and hugs” = ”pornography”

Mary – will you PLEASE stop smelling your armpit !!! Go and have a wash ffs !!!

OMG !!! Not more technical advice !!! Look Batface, I am with BT as well and I have never had a day’s problems with them. It simply HAS to be you !!!

This technology stuff is quite clearly beyond you. Just pour lighter fluid over it and set…[Read more]

There is nothing like waking up in the morning and the first thing you read is a diatribe from a Scottish puritan lashing out at those who wish to take life less seriously than they do.

Anything that smacks of poking fun is to be instantly stamped on with howls of outraged indignation. Humour is sin. Frivolity is the pastime of the Devil.…[Read more]

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Oh God – Sharon has been at the sauce again !!!! Hope your head feels OK tomorrow morning. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Worse still …. what if you live in sunny Eastbourne??? You know the saying “Dover for the continent, Eastbourne for the incontinent”.

The place is simply crawling with geriatrics – which is why it rejoices in the name of ”Costa Geriatrica”. Everywhere you go there are Hell’s Grannies and Grandpas carreering around at a nippy 5mph on their…[Read more]

Oh Christ no !!! DON’T DO IT !!! I can’t bear another several hours of ”ooops did I click the wrong box” etc.

Just set fire to the bloody thing Bat and bury the burnt carcass in the garden.

I saw the owner’s piccy in today’s papers. Yes UGO, I think on this occasion you are dead right.

Mind you he won’t be so hard now that the Police have shot his ‘family pet’ that didn’t have an aggressive bone in its body.

I think that’s a wise choice indeed!!!

I have this awful picture in my mind that simply won’t go away. It is of a ”Hell’s Grandpa” on his motorised scooter weaving down a crowded pavement, utterly pissed, and waving a bottle of…[Read more]

Well at least I don’t dress up as some sort of ultra camp pirate and go prancing around the place screaming ”oooooh ducky” etc!

See …. told you !!!

Well bollocks to you then seeker ….. Happy bloody New Year to you too and I hope you get all you deserve in 2007 – many times over.

At this rate you’re going to get nominated for Dummy Spitter of the year if you’re not too careful !!!