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@Bunny wrote:

Hmmmm ya git .. have a nice xmas and dont choke on the turkey !! HeeHee !!

Knowing UGO – he’s more likely to choke on a cock.

@emmalush wrote:

Nothing wrong with being a bah humbug. Its not very nice to attack someone for not celebrating something so stupid, just because you havn’t got the balls to say im not taking part.

The biggest laugh of the entire festivity was the 10 year old door knob i gave me nephew. The 4 screws i got was funny too.

:D :D :D :D

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@Gyps wrote:

@PATS wrote:

an the telly. my telly highlights were
xmas eve………..the calendar girls. :D

xmas day night………………the vicar of dibley………dawn french can do no wrong in my eyes.

last night…………….the drama based on a true story…after thomas. beatifully written.

cr/ap
all the soaps………..apart from…

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Do they do better cyber in Forum 2 then???

There isn’t one … that’s the point.

Bloody bunch of twittering air kissing inane dribblers the lot of you. BAH HUMBUG !!!

Hear hear !!!

Add to the list, cold Christmas pudding; “Friends” on Channel E4; my neighbour’s syphilis ridden cat; “Friends” on Channel E4; aged and semi-insane relatives; aged and incontinent relatives; useless Christmas presents (all of them); and last but not least …. “Friends” on any TV Channel.

@tinks wrote:

………..lookin forward to grumpy old women later….

They’re all bloody grumpy. Harrumph !!!

I agree BM. ”Bah Humbug” to the lot of it.

Bogies (freshly picked from horse’s noses) on toast, liberally smeared with congealed cooking fat. Followed by tomatoes and custard and finished off with a nice cup of lukewarm Turkey grease.

I suppose – being a spokesman for the BNP – that you’ll be wishing for a white Christmas ????

@(f)politics? wrote:

“….. just a question before any vege’s or vegans start biting my head off :)

As they’re Veggies or Vegans – there’s little danger of that happening. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Once again DOA, thanks for the most useful, and may I say encouraging, lifestyle enhancement tips.

I assume that they are drawn from your own considerable experience???

@DOA’s ever so helpful factsheet wrote:

Information and advice

Anyone who has sex can catch a sexually transmitted infection (STI).

Thanks for the health tips DOA. Luckily they don’t apply to me as I haven’t had sex for years.

How very true DOA – especially at Christmas time and the season of giving. But they’re not always reliable you know – if the condom hadn’t leaked we’d all be deprived of your very helpful and informative posts.

My favourite meal is Filet Tartare – mmmmm yummy. I don’t do it with anchovies and loads of herbs as I find that this spoils the taste of the meat.

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

what baffles me is WHY…. do vegans n veggieterians eat things like veggie burgers n sausages..??? when it remsembles meat..?? i always wonder…

This is a really good point Mary. I once spivved a vegan into eating a meat burger at a BBQ by telling her that it was a veggie burger – and you couldn’t tell the difference. She…[Read more]

The though of UGO even knowing what a crossword is terrifies most of us !!!!

You must have used a false name to submit the crossword UGO??? If you sent it in in your own name they would have known that you were too stupid to finish it and given the money to someone else.

AW … I suspect the US version of this threat is: an old Dodge pickup with a bunch of ”good ‘ol boys” in the back carrying sawn off shotguns and dressed in KKK robes.

They’re not as scary as our hard boys over here …. but ought to be enough to scare off yer average American male.