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I’ve ben called many things in my lifetime, but a guardian angel sure isn’t one of ’em. :lol:

It would appear Langstraat, that you and I have similar views on today’s ”text” generation. I sometimes despair at the apallingly poor standard of literacy, the apparent inability to spell even the simple words, much less polysyllabic ones and the use of ‘texting’ type abbreviations which surely amounts to pure laziness.

It would appear that…[Read more]

Adrian Ringland, 36, of Lord Haddon Road, Ilkeston, Derbyshire.

Anybody got any ideas???

@Some ROSPA smartarse wrote:

“It’s so unfortunate that someone is now paying the price for the misuse of fireworks. Let’s not forget these are explosives. They come with specific instructions about how they should be used.”

Yeah – like ”don’t stick ’em up your arse.”

Dear Mr Longstreet,

Col.…[Read more]

@Langstraat wrote:

Dear Mr Pedantic,

You’re dead right. I can do a web search to and refresh my memory when needed but I choose to use artistic licence to add a funny punch line to end my tale.
Somehow I dont think “I cut off more than I could chew” would have fitted so well.

I don’t think John and Lorena Bobbitt would mind this alteration to the…

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Dear Langstraat,

Col. Blimp (Ret’d)
Tunbridge Wells

In the lawyer’s case she wore a full body & face veil because she was plug ugly and didn’t want to put the Jury against her client.

Interesting theory … but it didn’t work though did it???

Yes and maybe they should have Hilary Clinton as President into the bargain.

(Do you suppose that she would offer blow jobs to all her fit male staff – after all it sems to be a family tradition).

@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

…Ask yourself why we have wars. Is it because of liberals or is it because of chauvinists, hawks and other types of hardliners.

I did ask myself …. and the answer was that it IS because of liberals with their namby pamby tree-hugging ways. They prance about on their moral high ground until somebody just HAS to knock them…[Read more]

Ooooer I say …. she has got an acid tongue eh??? She’ll fit in really well here.

Yes I now seem to be ”ForumHostHmm…….!!!”

Er ……. quite.

I’m so sorry Ruby, I’m not pissed enough to understand a word of your post.

Dear Communist Party member from Dundee,

”Red” Jimmy McLooney
Branch Secretary

@Langstraat wrote:

UGO,

The very fact that you’re able to make that comment which many may read as your acceptance towards racist remarks indicates that this forum operates a free policy. What I objected to on my previous forum outlet was the fact that the administrator not only selectively blocked some of my posts on the topic but he altered…

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Well he’s a bit unlucky that the US troops captured him. If our lot had got there first it would have been a swift ”double tap” and back to barracks for a cup of tea.

Oh and I’m not taking Owen’s bet that Saddam won’t actually hang. I reckon that they’ll drag this whole effing mess out endlessly until everybody has totally forgotten not only…[Read more]

Amazingly I have to agree with Mr B. Whilst executing him will no doubt feed the desire for revenge – hang on … wait a minute… what crime did he commit again??? Oh yes that’s it, he murdered a few thousand of his fellow countrymen. But what third world despot hasn’t done this??? Anyway they are all killing each other in the name of their…[Read more]

Best thing to do with little dogs (and cats) is to send them round to any Korean neighbours you may have. They will find a good use for them I’m sure !!!