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@Tommy wrote:

,,I think I might go teabag PB in his sleep tonight.

I’m not quite sure what this means – but if it involves either PG Tips or monkeys, you may well find a horse’s head on your pillow Tommy.

Hooga hooga oogga chaka – what more can one say???

Yes and the Scissor Sisters sound like a feminist forcible vasectomy group – so what???

Er …. I think you’ve missed something here Mr B. Surely the BNP dress up in ‘fancy dress’ all the time?

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@emmalush wrote:

Most people will vote BNP one day, that day is slowly approaching, and when it happens, i shall be waving goodbye to you.

OMG Mr B !!!! you’re in trouble now my friend. Emma has a list of people for the firing squad (or worse) when her beloved BNP seizes power – and YOUR name is on it !!!!

Looks like you caught that fish you were after Mr B – isn’t it nice when Emma is so obliging???

@ChatHostUK wrote:

I most certainly do NOT read the Daily Mail, thank you very much PB!

Any more filthy talk like that and I will be forced to relieve you of your duties!

But … but …. but …. the chambermaid told me that you ordered a copy of the D**** M*** with your breakfast !!! Mind you she did have a silly grin on her face.

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Blimey… you’re a ”racist” Martin, for reading the Daily Mail, and I’m a Fascist for reading the Daily TelegraphI suppose.

I wonder what sort of ”ist” Emma is …………. ?????

Yes – sorry I forgot – a clean ashtray for that special cigarette afterwards. (After the meal that is !!!!)

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

…If women learned to spell correctly and could cook a decent breakfast, then the incidence of ”shag ’em then dump ’em” would decrease.

knowing how to spell and cooking well hasn’t saved me from being dumped :roll:
anything else I should know?

Well yes … you need to serve up a proper menu at breakfast.…[Read more]

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@ChatHostUK wrote:

How did I guess this would be an article from the Daily Mail before even opening the thread?!? :roll:

Amongst the many Hoff-like powers comes a psychic ability to forecast Emma’s views.

I also have psychic powers and can forecast that Emma will accuse me of being a Fascist for this comment.

@emmalush wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I expect Emma that your BNP have a final solution to the problem of immigrants and asylum seekers. Put them up in ”holiday camps” for a while. They could even name these camps after well known historical ones like Belsen, Dachau, and Auschwitz.

Thats the kind of incitement to racial hatred i do not…

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@Tommy wrote:

Meh. I’m no catholic, so, it’s OK for me to slag off the pope.

The roman b/stard.

He probably has a few kind words for you too Tommy – a very few !!!

I expect Emma that your BNP have a final solution to the problem of immigrants and asylum seekers. Put them up in ”holiday camps” for a while. They could even name these camps after well known historical ones like Belsen, Dachau, and Auschwitz.

@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Aye Fastcars..the resemblance is uncanny..just hope you don’t have to play witness in too many police line-ups..though I’m sure you’ve been IN a few in your time :!: :twisted:

I always did have an eye for a hooker…. :wink:

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:shock: :shock: :shock: I hope u are not…

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@PATS wrote:

PB in his wisdom assumed it was a woman. :roll:

I was just making a generalised point – based on the fact that most men if dumped just get over it, find another woman (preferably one that can spell) and carry on fornicating.

Women on the other hand spend for ever talking about it with all their friends, texting each other, feeling…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Aye Fastcars..the resemblance is uncanny..just hope you don’t have to play witness in too many police line-ups..though I’m sure you’ve been IN a few in your time :!: :twisted:

I always did have an eye for a hooker…. :wink:

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Bat …. dear old Bat … please just set fire to your computer and claim on the insurance. You have more problems per square inch with it that any other computer user in the whole world.

I hate to be the one that bursts your bubble, but this programme is available (amongst loads of others) on ”Freeview”.

BTW it’s called ”Freeview” because it’s FREE as in you don’t have to pay to get it. Duh !!!