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@stevebal wrote:

can anyone tell me why when I play a video from any site ie youtube the video keeps stopping and starting, I use vista and have 1.5gig of ram in my laptop, also installed is the latest version of adobe flash player, my other laptop does not do this and it has lower specs than this one.

It is partly a function of your ‘connection…[Read more]

Look behind you !!!!!

BOO !!!!!

NEWSFLASH

Undertakers announced today that following the recent death of Keith Floyd, they wouldn’t be embalming his body before burial …. as it was already pickled in alcohol.

Excellent idea Martin – except that the lycra clad fascists would immediately start moaning that they were being unfairly discriminated against.

The fact is that bicyclists are a menace on the roads – to…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Didnt think he could act to save his life to be honest

…..as his demise has shown!

Keith Floyd was an amusing guy …. but a world class cook / chef …… not really. I watched his TV cookery shows for many years, not to learn more about cooking, but to see if he would fall over drunk before the end of the programme.

Many was the time when his ‘famous’ recipe simply didn’t work or he was too pissed to cook it properly – every…[Read more]

This “new” policy, imposed on us by the cycling Nazis, is a perfect opportunity for the motorist (who pay taxes for the privilege) to mow down militant cyclists (who DON’T pay taxes for the privilege).

The next time one of these lycra clad fascists zooms up the inside lane illegally, swiftly jerk your steering wheel to your left and bump them off…[Read more]

My favourite position is reading the newspaper in an armchair followed by a short doze.

Once again … back on topic.

it may be timely and regular virus definition updates; it may be a slow and cumbersome ‘engine’; it may be that they only detect the most obvious viruses; it may be that…[Read more]

After all these years moderating the Boards ….. I’ve finally decided to confess.

BTW: I saw my doctor last week for my regular check-up and she didn’t express any concern over what some might…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

The names on the right hand side are giving me a headache and making me all lopsided :lol:

No change there then eh?

@Big G wrote:

……….. I’d like in return one of your exceedingly good home-made Cornish Pasties.

Are you serious??? This is the female that can screw up Cornflakes all by herself ffs!

Yup, the end of the world (and civilisation as we know it) came and went …… and we all missed it!

Oh well, there’s always next time.

Is it just possible waring that the user in question didn’t know the answer to your very serious question and thought they’d lighten the matter up by displaying a sense of humour???

I wonder if Mr Hines (the deceased) ever did the Hokey Kokey ………

You put your left leg in, your left leg out ….. in , out, in, out, – shake it all about …………….!!!

Well it wasn’t the cough that carried him off ……. it was the coffin they carried him off in.

Maybe she’s just looking for the Dairy Farmer’s convention ???

Mr Hines has since been reburied in another coffin.

Presumably the new coffin in which the truncated corpse of the late Mr Hines was buried was 6’7” long and his sawn off legs were tastefully re-arranged into their proper position.

Remind me somebody ….. how many deaths are there in an average year from “ordinary” flu???

OMG !!! Calling each other “hun” is often a prelude to yet another handbag swinging session.

Heads down everybody !!!