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4. Always give your girlfiend a seeing to on Saturday night, she will leave you alone then on sunday to watch the match

I realise that point 4 was a typo…… but isn’t ”Girlfiend” so much more appropriate???

I do my best hun – but sometimes they are so unutterably boring, I just fall asleep across the keyboard.

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The cigarette holder keys are OK – but I don’t smoke ‘Lucky Strike’.

Other than that – remarkably accurate Peco. :lol: :lol: :lol:

If age alone is the sole qualifier – then sorry people but I win hands down (or should that be Zimmers down???).

Ummmmm…. after much thought I would take:

5). A mirror with a handle on it … so I could see behind me where to light the fuse.

Berkshire

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

PB.. translate into english since you did a good job of her post in current affairs for me…

i didn’t understand a word of that :?

Even I – with my superb powers of expression – find it somewhat challenging to interpret the powdered ramblings of the fragrant Rubyred.

I think what she…

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Judging by your convo in Forum 1 last night Lucky, I thought that you preferred eating fish !!!!!

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

PB.. translate into english since you did a good job of her post in current affairs for me…

i didn’t understand a word of that :?

Even I – with my superb powers of expression – find it somewhat challenging to interpret the powdered ramblings of the fragrant Rubyred.

I think what she is trying to say is that there is many…[Read more]

Yes BM. You can drag the desk top task bar from the bottom to the sides or to the top of the screen.

Somehow you have dragged it to the top of the screen. Simply drag it back to your preferred position.

@girl_interrupted wrote:

Has anyone ever volunteered with peace corp? I am seriously considering joining and would like some info.

-Pros/cons, where did you serve, what was the interview like, how extensive is the health clearance, how long did it take to get an invitation, assignment, did you get the location that you request, what did you take…

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@waring wrote:

My co name is Steve and I’m from Lithuania, but I appriciate all the help I can get, Any ideas about cyber cafe’s in England, not Wales,tried 2 live There once, did not work out., Cheers mate.

Yeah, the Welsh sheep don’t like tourists. Next time try wearing an old raincoat and Wellington boots. They might mistake you for a local.

I bet they’ll all be rushing to tell you about their online relationships in full gory detail. Any chance that you can publish the results here – with the names changed to protect the guilty of course !!!

Has VIOD (Void???) been to the ‘Dead on Arivial’ school of spelling???

@PP1 wrote:

4th Place – PB you have won a Bottle of Champagne in Bed

Gee thanks for that hun.

BTW – who’s bed is the champagne in?????

On the agenda for the next meeting is a talk entitled “How to survive having your jaws wired up” and will be presented by Sian.

This deals with swallowing liquid diets without being able to open your mouth fully. It will be packed with nice tips.

How facinating !!!

Thanks Joe. Mind you most of them could do with toning, mono or otherwise eh?

I reckon that if we sold bacon slicers at the next ”sisterhood” meeting, we could make a fortune.

Isn’t it something unusual – like the River Bunratty or similar??

South Africa.

(Poet must be in bed asleep as it has taken him longer than 5 minutes to reply to this one :lol: :lol: :lol: )