ForumHostPB

Oh God – Tommy’s pissed again !! Switch yer spell checker on Tommy !!!

Shhhhh !!!! FFS don’t say that. Bat loves it. Don’t go and stir her up or she will bite your jugular and drink !!!

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

its too early in the morning lol… errrrrrr, welcome back Bat :P :lol:

er…… she never actually left Lucky. Go and have another cup of coffee love.

There are several International Horse Shows in fact – and there is one held in Washington DC just as there is one held at Hickstead. There is even one in Helsinki.

But the major one is the London International Horse Show – and this is held in Olympia, (Hammersmith Road, West London to be precise).

@American Woman wrote:

Don’t think I’m a werido – But I’m still doing it wrong :x . Please Help

You see when you quote – it says Geoff Wrote or Sian Wrote

When I do it – It just says Quote

I know I’m sh*t at this – So no making fun of me :evil: :evil:

OK you click on the ”Quote” button on the post that you wish to quote….. then…[Read more]

Succinct – but not exactly to the point. (Love the smiley BTW).

Well I am also really confused now. Let me ask Sian as our resident non discriminatory, anti-racist commentator what the correct terms are for:

yellow bellied
green with envy
blue with cold
white…[Read more]

Yes…..I think I remember….. this is the in – out – in – out – wave it all about thingy isn’t it?

I gather it’s a bit like pushing marshmallow into a money box.

@Soulie wrote:

looks like you doing the Hokey Pokey to me

Plenty of Hokey but not too much Pokey :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

i wasnt looking for a round of applause ffs !! was answering becky about passing on advice.
you have serious chip on shoulder man!

Dear oh dear – and there was I thinking that it was an ironic chip.

That’s the problem with irony – some people just don’t get it do they?

Remind yourself once again by clicking —->HERE <—- to see what your countrymen do for their pleasures

Yes Marty I fully agree with Tommy. If it wasn’t for Her Majesty’s predecessors shipping our unwanted convicts to your arid and desolate country, the likes of Rolf (and many many other Aussies) wouldn’t have had the pleasures of shagging a roo etc.

Ungrateful doesn’t even begin to describe your attitude to this conferred benefit.

Ah … another two anecdotes from the Scottish contingent. Yes it’s really interesting reading how all you brave women coped with one of Mother nature’s little processes.

Perhaps we can widen the discussion to include all your reminiscences on child rearing as well. After all if we are going to go off topic we might as well do it properly.

@Mart wrote:

:shock: See what living in Pommy Land for so many years does to you!!

His underlying Aussie nature still shines through though – in spite of our many attempts to civilise him.

Christ we even allowed him to paint a portrait of Her Majesty and what does he do???? He puts a picture of Her on his bedside locker to watch his…[Read more]

Make yer mind up – ”In” or ”Out” what is it??? I am now hoplessly confused (which is not unusual).

You know I’m delighted that the news of my phantom pregnancy has given birth to these lovely reminiscences from all the experienced Mums out there.

It is so nice to read through the heartwarming stories of how much you all enjoyed your pregnancies. I feel that I am really missing out on something here.

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

I hope you are not worried that I will come out, on top :wink:

She’s worried that you might just come out !!!

like you did that is?

No Beatty, my problem is getting in in the first place. I’ve found that a regular thrashing with stinging nettles helps. But hey, each to their own.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I wasn’t insulting you. I don’t do insults much !!!

And PB is allowed to be a balding old overweight bloke.. he doesn’t have a skinny gal in his avatar :D

This is true Tommy – my siggy pic is in fact a remarkably accurate portrayal even down to the blood stained apron and hat.

Also I have never made a claim to be a…[Read more]

@ROBBO wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

She’s not REALLY fat Robbo – she’s a size 12 (or so she says).

Yep thats true. There are so many users who lie about there age, weight, looks, so who knows what size she is. For all we know, she could be double that :wink:

What you mean a size 24 ?????? You may wish to think that….. I couldn’t possibly…[Read more]

She’s not REALLY fat Robbo – she’s a size 12 (or so she says).