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I sincerely apologise to all my readers for the inappropriate use of smilies. I temporarily ran out of sarcasm and had to pop down to the shop to get some more.

It won’t happen again and my supply of irony and sarcasm is now fully replenished.

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

f c uk u PB

insulting creep

Emma xx

Well THAT’s not very nice Emma. Anyway it was Sian that made the original reference to your ”brown baps” – and i am sure she is more expert on big wobbly baps than I am.

Oh and BTW – how about you compress your ”lololol’s” on most posts down to just one ”lol” – I am sure we all get…[Read more]

@*Sian* wrote:

Dribbles and squirts 8)

Far too much information Sian !!!!!

Er….Lapdogs are a wee bit different. In your case it might possibly be a defective battery. Sorry, but if it is they are really expensive.

With your Lapdog, it might be a good idea to take a look at the power settings first, and make sure thay they are set correctly – i.e. long enough before auto power down.

Can we have some proper insults please and not just squabbling OK?

@GEMZ wrote:

lol soulie

you can get on my tits if ya like, they’re certainly big enough :shock: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Sian* – who of course isn’t a sexist wrote:

…… Men are only good for 1 thing ………

Love it !!! Can you just imagine the howls of outrage from the ”sisterhood” if a male came up with the equivalent line – ‘Women are only good for one thing”. We’d never hear the end of it !!!!

@*Sian* wrote:

I Wouldn’t bite you with Geoffs

……… for which, no doubt, he will be eternally grateful !!!

Just thought I’d see who would bite (he said innocently).

I had this issue myself a while ago. The cause was an intermittently defective PSU (power supply unit) and the cure was to go to a computer supply shop (PC World etc etc) buy a new one and install it.

Women over 30 eh??? Was that a reference to therir IQ ???

@*Sian* wrote:

I agree totally, I’d love to rumble with Dizzy, can you imagine her brown baps in my hand

Unfortunately, yes I can…… and it doesn’t bear thinking about !!!!!

Mmmmm – great cat fight girlies – keep at it please, it’s most entertaining.

Geoff – I really liked the term ”Havana Omelet” as an euphemism for diarrhea. It seems to fully convey the feeling of liquidity coupled with lots of little lumps.

I am almost tempted to use the word censoring software to change all sorts of words to this, in honour of your post.

Apparently it isn’t – please make it bigger so that we can all join in.

I’ve tried, I’ve really really tried. Its a great fight girls, but what the hell are you scrapping about????

Redwall (who started this off) and Cordy – could you please post a bullet point summary of the salient points of the argument. That way we can…[Read more]

@*Sian* wrote:

I call mine a foo not a c*nt :P

I wonder what it calls you ???

It sure was. I think that it eventually went to the Great Message Board in the sky.

ANAL SEX ??? Its just like snooker isn’t it? An easy pink is always better than a difficult brown.

Ahhhhh – this is more like it !!! Come on people more insults please.

How about attacking ”fatties”? Liberal tree huggers make an easy target. BTW where is Tommy Poxen – I missed him out of my list. Is he sulking in a corner somewhere – or has he dyed his hair to a more normal colour???