ForumHostPB

There’s a new dance called the Quaker ……… you go twice round the dance floor – then outside for your oats !!!

Isn’t this the comet where the “tail” appears to precede the “head” due to an optical illlusion???

Cue: yet another run on the…[Read more]

Oooooh – aren’t you a Smartie ???

He can’t do that ‘cos he is a Yorkie – but originally he came from Mars – so you can always rely on him to Wispa.

@Pete wrote:

Did I think that ? thats news to me

Would you please get back on topic. Thank you !!

The latest i hear is that Will went for a guided tour round the Pedigree Petfoods factory and got slightly delayed ….. when he met a chum.!!!

Boom boom !!

Awwwww Fi-fi …. I’m so tempted !!!

Poor old “Welshy” ….I’ll bet she didn’t have a nasty bone in her body eh???

@Pete wrote:

suiting to what ?

It was tailored for her!

NO DEAL !!! NO WAY !!! NOT AT ALL !!!

FREE WILL – WITH EVERY CAN OF PEDIGREE CHUM

I agree with all of the above comments – it really is terribly distressing. Even when you anticipate the death of a loved one, when it actually happens its always a shock.

I’m also delighted that ALL the politicians chose to express their condolences in the way that they did and not to fight & squabble as usual. it did them great credit and set…[Read more]

…. or maybe there’s a THIRD person involved in …er … hiding gnomes – and they couldn’t remove it ????

Psittacosis

Banana and toffee sauce fillings are yummy, but I really missed my favourite – brown sugar + lemon juice + a liberal splash of Grand Marnier.. mmmmmmmmmm.

Actually, I’d have thought this sort of thing was pretty good for business jen-jen.

BTW: are YOUR customers the bastards that buy up all the corned beef in…[Read more]

Much to my intense annoyance, I didn’t get any pancakes yesterday. Instead I had inflicted on me one of the worst meals I’ve had this Century.

The main course purported to…[Read more]

I think I’ve sussed it. Will’s latest poll – the one inviting people to boot others in the bum – went wrong and everybody booted Will’s bum.

Result: he’s in the local A & E unit while they try to surgically remove somebody’s toecap.

Ah ha … I have to admit I didn’t take into account the age of your computer and possible incompatibility of its USB ports. Well at least you have grounded out the problem with the I-pod AND installed an effective registry cleaner.

It’s always the way isn’t it? We rush off to buy the latest gizmo so that we can download music whilst walking the…[Read more]

@Fi-Fi– wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh Christ – I really wish you hadn’t posted that. Now all the conspitacy theorists and assorted other lunatics will be seeing little green men and imagining that aliens are landing in Area 51 (or wherever).

Can you please make it more clear in future that this is simply a comet, and not the approach of the end of…

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At least she bathes – be grateful for small mercies.

Good luck Will, and may God bless all who sail in you.