ForumHostPB

But where’s the problem waspish??? If these women commit adultery, in breach of their faith laws, then they deserve to be shipped off to Pakistan or Saudi Arabia to face the justice that their menfolk are denied over here.

The solution is quite simple. Stay sober and keep your knickers on, then you won’t have to take an enforced ‘holiday’ abroad.…[Read more]

Oh Christ – I really wish you hadn’t posted that. Now all the conspitacy theorists and assorted other lunatics will be seeing little green men and imagining that aliens are landing in Area 51 (or wherever).

Can you please make it more clear in future that this is simply a comet, and not the approach of the end of the world.

You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=

Hang on a moment Woo Hoo – you’re male; the conductor was male; you suggested that you had “intercourse” with him; in a train lavatory whatsmore; ……..

….. is there something that we’re missing here?????

“Middlin” is technically perfectly correct …….save for the one thing. Looking out of the window wouldn’t provide a FORECAST would it???

THEY also tell us…[Read more]

Well aren’t you all as bunch of Smarties then eh? now for a little extra (Wrigley’s) fun, I’ll bet that Rosepetal is a Yorkie and drives around in a Polo – but then she comes from a Galaxy far far away.

Actually they are one and the same person. Jo Brand is in fact John Sergeant in drag. Not many people know this.

Proof???? If you think back, they never ever appeared on TV on the same day as each other.. If John Sargeant was ‘abroad’ on a assignment, you didn’t see Jo Brand. When John Sargeant was starring in Strictly Cum Dancing …Jo Brand was…[Read more]

Crinoline

Change of topic eh? Well that’s certainly food for thought – makes my legs tunn to jelly. I suppose I’ll be in the soup for this.

Have you been rooting around in the pun box again then?

No .. this thread is open to all. It’s just that the Hosts are a piggy bunch and scoff pancakes like it’s going out of fashion.

At least that ForumHostGM does ‘cos she’s the piggiest of them all.

Ho ho ho – highlight to read the “hidden” message”

@Yoda wrote:

well I could make an exception for you Pb but you would still have to wear a mickey mouse thong while eating my pancakes…

:P :D :D :D :D :D

Kind of you Yoda but I reckon it’s too high a price to pay just for some pancakes. Look you need to realise that I’m over 6’2” and weigh 14 stone – I really really wouldn’t look at all…[Read more]

@Fi-Fi- wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well I guess that this shows that the Prison Service can act compassionately sometimes.

I agree with your comment about her leaving her children with some sort of nest egg or trust fund to secure their future education and so on.

i just hope that it is watertight because if not, a substantial proportion of her…

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I think that Yoda looks a whole lot better with the short hair – in spite of the slightly dodgy makeup. :lol:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

……however, i will be making my infamous home made caramel shortcake

:lol:

Well I guess that this shows that the Prison Service can act compassionately sometimes.

i just hope that it is watertight because if not, a substantial proportion of her estate may well go to her “new”…[Read more]

I will do as I usually do each year ….. cook them in the electric kettle and fill them with cold chicken from the local take-away. Mmmmmmm – yummy !!!

@wilma wrote:

What a hype about jade yet wonderful to see the impact a real person has on JC.

I kind of wonder when the word promiscuous was mentioned..do men’s penises drop off after a lot of use or is it just females with cervical cancer who get called promiscuous …..

No Wilma, men’s penises get worn away with over use, so that by the time…[Read more]

I ended up watching Question Time which i enjoyed thoroughly. It came from Peckham in London – Jackie Smith’s constituency. boy did she come in for some pretty pointed comments about her “second home” expense claim.

BTW: I still loathe weather forecasters.

Interesting. I didn’t realise that Max drew the line anywhere in terms of promoting a salacious story to the tabloids etc.

Part two of the ‘news’ item was her boyfriend /…[Read more]